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Post of the week?

**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
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SO, TashJ kicked everyone's arses last week :D

Who's it gonna be this week?

Cal has already nominated this:

Tehfincheh
Premature ejaculation test
Many factors have to be considered.

Number of thrusts
Layers of condoms
How rough she is
How drunk you are
How well she's blown you beforehand
Time of the last bus home

And I'd like to nominate this :razz:

budda

Post of the week loser :shocking:
I'm obviously too old for popularity contests, is there a nobbly knees event I can join instead?

Get nominating now :thumb:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tehfincheh again! Gave me a giggle!
    tehfincheh wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of condoms, but they're an important accessory for sleeping around. Along with a lock pick, sat navigation, and an encyclopedia of lame Sunday morning excuses.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You cant nominate yourself can you :D
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    CoolMe wrote: »
    You cant nominate yourself can you :D

    Sure you can - budda did last week.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think my jade goody post was brilliance, until shadowed by the fact we then found out she had cancer!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Given that filth always wins this silly little contest I havent a hope against a post about sex. I'd just like to say that this will in all likelihood confirm my opinion that none of you would know literary brilliance if it slapped you across the face.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I vote myself :D (Lame as it may sound!)
    CoolMe wrote:
    I would say there's a high chance you may be pregnant.

    You say he cummed inside you, pulled out cummed, then went back in?

    Sounds like he's just pushing it up in more!

    - On a brighter note - Well done on your exams

    Reason: Calvin + Mr Orange found it funny :)

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=2178733&postcount=5
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Could do with some more nominations so I'll keep this open for this week too. :)
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