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Anushead foodstealers
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Buttfuckingassholes. Really. Who steals peoples lunches at work? There is a candy machine there, there are plenty of resturants in the area. Somebody took my fucking food today and I am so pissed. I wouldn't have been pissed if it was a sandwich or some soup, but we went out last night to celebrate and it was the leftovers of a really nice meal. I am so angry and I will find out who has done this. I would never steal somebody elses lunch. That is as low as you can get. How many of you assholes have stole somebodies lunch, or has anybody else suffered from this tragic occurance?
And then I spend 20 minutes getting through 2 fucking stoplights that are a block apart. 20 minutes for a block. I am so angry I could just go strangle somebody, I need to go to the bar tonight!
And then I spend 20 minutes getting through 2 fucking stoplights that are a block apart. 20 minutes for a block. I am so angry I could just go strangle somebody, I need to go to the bar tonight!
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But at work I wouldn't because you dont have the same level of informality, it's just plain stealing like taking someones wallet.
Some fuckwit stole my Caramel Rockys at uni. Not even anyone from my flat either. Some fuckers broke in to steal my biscuits. Wankers.
Dear Food Thief,
I have made you some food so you can stop stealing my lunch, just please rinse the container and leave it by the sink for me to take home.
After she did that, it miraculously stopped
eta: eye drops would probably work as well
Are you drunk when you wrote this or just rude?
Give me a break. If you steal lunches you're an asshole. Are you offended cuz you are one of them
I like the laxative idea. I think we shall have to go out to dinner Monday so I can get some leftovers again for work IWS's cluprit has to be the biggest douche. Thats just low.
Or maybe pissed off through having food stolen and then sitting in a jam, like the post said...
I've not stolen any food. It's pretty scum-low.
I'd send a mass email outing them.
In any case, here's my comment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AuMsg4ZI1I
I don't steal people's lunches but your choice of language is offensive ..
Maybe it's less a case of your lunch being so tempting and just a case someone doesn't like you and wanted to teach you a lesson .. if you use such foul language at work then I wouldn't be surprised
Hilarious.
Shush you, you know I'm a hard rude offensive bitch. Grrrr. :mad:
Time to break out the brass knuckles and pop some guy in the ribs.
You need to make an example of someone. Next time some of your food goes missing go up to the biggest guy in the office, punch him really hard in the gut and then, when he sinks to his knees, staple a note that says "My fucking food isn't for sharing" onto his forehead.
Wheesht you, pompous self righteousness is hilarious. Particularly when the next thing you do is go and be rude to someone
I know that wasn't you, you dippy twat :razz:
I was telling you to stop trying to dam the river of funny. Well, it's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all. But still!
I don't know which.
For fucks sake, there are plankton quicker on the up take than you. What I was driving at is that you shouldn't tell him to take a chill pill as I was finding the whole thing a bit amusing.
Got it now?
I'm sorry