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Cheesy Lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What are the cheesiest lines you have used and laughed at yourself? Or really bad ones that you have heard?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crumbs wrote: »
    What are the cheesiest lines you have used and laughed at yourself? Or really bad ones that you have heard?

    haven't used it myself, but some guy in the army told me one: "You'd better have a good insurance, cause you're just created a huge bulge in my pants".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That dress looks great on you, but better on my bedroom floor.

    I have heard a certain SOMEONE say this regularly and replacing dress for whatever item of clothing is appropiate!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had someone say to me the other night...I was staring at your top. I just said I bet you were! And later made a few chessy lines half back in jest! Wonder if they realised!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You look just like a parking ticket, got fine written all over you.

    By a 14 yr old boy orr a balcony in Greece when we were both on school trips.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a gay club:

    Your eyes are like spanners, they tighten my nuts! Would you like a drink...?


    Of course, I took the drink, chatted a while then told him I was straight ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol A text that my girlfriend sent me the other day....

    "I went to the hospital the other day and had an X ray. They found you in my heart.
    The Doctor said I'd die if they took you out, cos I can't live without you."
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    C FunkC Funk Deactivated Posts: 163 Helping Hand
    If I buy a Kit Kat can I give you a finger?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    Lol A text that my girlfriend sent me the other day....

    "I went to the hospital the other day and had an X ray. They found you in my heart.
    The Doctor said I'd die if they took you out, cos I can't live without you."

    :yuck:

    *voms*


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    C Funk wrote: »
    If I buy a Kit Kat can I give you a finger?

    You've used it, or had it used on you??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehehe...when I was in my teens i remember a guy saying to me 'Your eyes are the stairway to heaven' urgh!
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    C FunkC Funk Deactivated Posts: 163 Helping Hand
    g_angel wrote: »
    You've used it, or had it used on you??

    Heard it! Made me laugh. Chat up lines generally don't work. It's usually better to just be yourself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    C Funk wrote: »
    Heard it! Made me laugh. Chat up lines generally don't work. It's usually better to just be yourself.

    :lol:

    I just thought it could have been one of your tried and tested best ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    g_angel wrote: »
    :yuck:

    *voms*


    :lol:

    LOL Tell me about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I usually come up to a girl in the street and say

    Hey baby. You are a piece of of meat and I am an egg. Let's get in the pan and fry together.


    OOOH YEAH! works every time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And what have you come as? (fancy dress night and it was fairely obvious)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "your nose looks cute but funny when you talk"

    Just something i used to say to some girls to get their attention.

    Found a website with some funny cheesy lines.

    http://www.gotlines.com/lines/cheesy.php
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually think this one is cute "i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not quite the same but if i am in bed with my boyfriend and say that i am hot he says

    'its those pants....take them off!' lol makes me laugh everytime!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My love for you is like diaoreah (i am shite at spelling most bowel moving terms!) it runs right through me...:heart:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    The worst one ever must be this: "Were you having a shit?"
    Some guy said that to a woman who'd been in the toilet for a while.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually used to just waltz over in a club if a girl looked at me who was really pretty and tell her she's pretty, cheekily kiss her hand and ask her, her name. All done tongue in cheek it worked a charm. I played the cheeky gentleman role so well hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    C Funk wrote: »
    If I buy a Kit Kat can I give you a finger?

    :lol:
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