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shame this threads a few years old though.
feeeed the scousers! let them know its christmas time! hahaha awesome
for tonight we'll merry be (merry be!)
we're going down the rovers, to turn the bastards over
there's still more zider in the jug
one man went to burn, went to burn down trumpton
And so have Saints supporters sung it for years.
The original tune is Que Sera, Sera.
Lived a man who sailed to sea.
And he told me of a tale,
Of a town called Burnley.
Burnley fans eat bananas with their feet, Bananas with their feet, bananas with their feet.
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the sh*t of a crow,
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below,
Sh*t on, Sh*t on,
Sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below.
Sh*t on, Sh*t on,
Sh*t on the b*st*rds below!!!
NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL WE PLAY
THE BURNLEY B*ST*RDS
NO NEVER NO MORE
R O V E R S blackburn rovers are the
best with a nik nak paddy wak give the
dog a bone BURBLEY Ba*tards Fu*k Off
home F**k off home
Theres an ale house in Burnley I used a
frequent,
I met Stevie Cottrill his money was
spent,
He asked me to pay,
I answered him neh,
Cos we'll hat Burnley b*st*rds till my
dying day,
And it's no neh never, no neh never no
more,
Till we play the Burnley b*st*rds, no
neh never no more.
What do we think of Burnley?
SH*T!
What do we think of sh*t?
Burnley B*ST*RDS no neh never no more.
your left leg out
in out in out u shake it all about
you do the akinbiyi and you turn
around thats what its all about
oh akinbiyi
oh akinbiyi
oh akinbiyi
knees bend arms strech rar rar rar
1 man went to shit (SHIT) went to shit on ewood, 1 man and his dog spot, went to shit on ewood, 2 men went to shit (SHIT) blah blah blah repeat to ten and then jump around like a loon.
a cracker from Grimsby away a few years ago: You're shit and you stink of fish, you're shit and you stink of fish.
then finally the greatest football song ever:
I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old Mark Hughes his money was
spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any
day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play bastard rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked
down,
They play their home games on a piece
of waste ground,
Mark Hughes looks round and says
something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than
supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play bastard rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY
rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won
by our team,
The bastards are bankrupt and long
since have died,
And Mark Hughes sweeps up down at
BURNLEYS long side.
one final one which always makes me chuckle and probably one of the crudest ones that still gets sung at every game:
Oh Burn a lee (oh burn a lee) is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh burn a lee is wonderful
full of tits, fannies and clarets
Oh burn a lee is won deeer ful
She really is a tart
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Michael Hart
I would rather shag a sheep than shag a Hun
What's that comin' over the hill/tripping over his heels, it's Ricky Foster, it's Ricky Foster
Love, Lovell tear you apaaaaart, agaaaaain
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all shag one another
The Caley family
is all mine, all mine,
the frog on the tyne is all mine
Thats what we sing about Pompey.
Le Tiss! Matt Matt Le Tiss! He gets the ball, he takes the piss! Matt Matt Le Tiss!!
he wears a wankers hat
he said he was a royal
but now he's just a twat
whoooooooooooaaaaa!
Swing Rupert Lowe,
Swing him off the Itchen Bridge.
That is a good one.
It's an old one, but I nearly wet myself when I heard the Scousers singing to Chelsea fans "You've got Mourinho, we've got your stereo".
"We've got Dom Matteo, You've got our stereos'
"When the red, red robin goes bob bob bobbing along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard"
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE HELL IS ?
HELL IS ASHTON GATE
ALL THE CITY FANS GO THERE
JUST TO MASTER........."
Let's here them!!
To Brighton fans at the Withdean...
You call this a stadium, you're havin a laugh!
You call this a stadium, you're havin a laugh..
Last football chant thread was closed because I'd posted a few nasty ones.
I remember when we playing Brighton at Elland Road and their goalkeeper appeared for the second half in a bright pink shirt.
Cue chants at every goalkick "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH. YOU. GAY. BASTARD" Followed by 'Hello Sailor' when he gave us the V sign
we can see you holding hands! weeeee can see you holding hands
altho i posted that in this thread originally.
He comes from Serbia!
He'll fuckin' murder ya!
'do you take it up the ass do you take it up the ass'
northern teams
'we pay your benefits we pay your benefits'
'who the fuck are man united.... and the blues go marching on on on'
tottenham to arsenal
'we beat the scum 5-1 we beat the sum 5-1'
'en-ger-land en-ger-land en-ger-land'
sung to millwall fans
'your not scary anymore your not scary anymore'
southend to colchester scum
'layer road is falling down falling down falling down
layer road is falling down poor old col u
shall we kick it down some more down some more down some more
shall we kick it down some more
fuck off col u'
eduardo woah
eduardo woah
he used to have the skills
now he walks like heather mills
eduardo woah