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Do farts smell like toast.......
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I just farted and it smells like toast, do you ever find your farts have a certain likeness to a food mine have smelt of....
toast
full English breakfast
Eggs
Rotten eggs
Eggy bread
Omlette
marzipan
beef
corned beef
stilton blue cheese
Burst sewage pipe
Gas leak........
White men can't rap
toast
full English breakfast
Eggs
Rotten eggs
Eggy bread
Omlette
marzipan
beef
corned beef
stilton blue cheese
Burst sewage pipe
Gas leak........
White men can't rap
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