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I want to be an elf
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I'm looking for a Christmas job and I've decided I want to be an elf and help Father Christmas in his grotto.
Um...does anyone know where I would find a job as an elf? Apart from the North Pole!
Um...does anyone know where I would find a job as an elf? Apart from the North Pole!
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You could try the JobCentre and see if they have a Christmas jobs fair in your area.
I always feel a bit sad at work when I am processing Father Christmas's P45
do you have to do the same for the easter bunnie?
Likewise. Being the miserable git I am around Christmas time, I think the temptation to tell the kiddies that it's all a sham would prove to be too great.
Theres a job ad for a santas helper !! The uniform you recive sounds the best you can get!!
I don't think I'd tell the kids about it being a sham but I think that I'd probably sidle up to one of them in the queue and whisper:
"You've got to help me. Santa beats us and makes us eat reindeer shit. I haven't had proper food in six years and he keeps threatening to take a chisel to my head if I don't make toys. He has my wife and kids in a pit and when I beg to see them he just mutters about it putting the lotion on its skin. Alert the authorities, please! Oh my god, he saw me talking to you!"