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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice first post there :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once fucked a cow up the arse, whilst chewing on a donkeys nuts and jacking off a hamster!

    Beat that! :D
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Hi Gazzz,
    It's a good idea to check out the sex forum userguide before posting.
    Point number 2 especially:
    It is not appropriate to use these boards to boast about your sexual exploits etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote: »
    Hi Gazzz,
    It's a good idea to check out the sex forum userguide before posting.
    Point number 2 especially:

    Maybe he was offering it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once jacked off a carrot.

    True story.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At least if you get carrot juice in your eye you'll see better at night and not have it sting to buggery.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cyclops25503 wrote: »
    I once jacked off a carrot. True story.
    Look, I told you not to mention on the boards our night of passion... oh shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    At least if you get carrot juice in your eye you'll see better at night and not have it sting to buggery.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Look, I told you not to mention on the boards our night of passion... oh shit.

    Hey, you just admitted to it too. ;)

    I will agree though, it was good, wasn't it?

    Oh yeah, everyone, and this one time, at band camp, i fucked a pineapple :lol:
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