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Fantasy Cabinet from Hell
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was having a conversation with a flatmate regarding the worst possible Cabinet you could imagine, and I thought I might canvas the opinions of Siters.
Can be anyone in the world, real or fictional, dead or alive, to fill all the top ministerial positions and run the country into the ground. I'll start with mine;
Prime Minister: Maggie Thatcher (over-the-hill ex-oberfuhrer)
Deputy Prime Minister: Dick Cheney (quail frightener)
Chancellor: Nick Leason (Bearings Bank sinker extraordinaire)
Defence Secretary: Ayman al-Zawahiri (beardy Bin-Laden associate)
Home Secretary: Nick Griffen (I'm not racist...BUT)
Foreign Secretary: Borat (Jew-egg spotter General)
Health Secretary: Shaun Ryder (Step On!)
Education Secretary: Cheryl Tweedy (innit)
Transport Secretary: Jeremy Clarkson (its awwwwwful)
Culture Secretary: Bernard Manning (so three Pakistanis walk into a bar...)
Trade and Industry Secretary: Emelda Marcos (if the shoe fits)
Sports Secretary: Malcolm Glazer (gee whizz!)
:no: :no: :no:
Can be anyone in the world, real or fictional, dead or alive, to fill all the top ministerial positions and run the country into the ground. I'll start with mine;
Prime Minister: Maggie Thatcher (over-the-hill ex-oberfuhrer)
Deputy Prime Minister: Dick Cheney (quail frightener)
Chancellor: Nick Leason (Bearings Bank sinker extraordinaire)
Defence Secretary: Ayman al-Zawahiri (beardy Bin-Laden associate)
Home Secretary: Nick Griffen (I'm not racist...BUT)
Foreign Secretary: Borat (Jew-egg spotter General)
Health Secretary: Shaun Ryder (Step On!)
Education Secretary: Cheryl Tweedy (innit)
Transport Secretary: Jeremy Clarkson (its awwwwwful)
Culture Secretary: Bernard Manning (so three Pakistanis walk into a bar...)
Trade and Industry Secretary: Emelda Marcos (if the shoe fits)
Sports Secretary: Malcolm Glazer (gee whizz!)
:no: :no: :no:
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Neil Hamilton?
Considering the likes of Prescott, Ruth Kelly, Margaret Beckett, Des Browne, Peter Hain...you're right.
Deputy Prime Minister: Mr Bean
Chancellor: Peter Ridsdale
Defence Secretary: Quentin Crisp
Home Secretary: The Witchfinder General
Foreign Secretary: Ghengis Khan
Health Secretary: Ozzy Osbourne
Education Secretary: Jade Goody
Transport Secretary: Reginald Molehusband
Culture Secretary: Burzum
Trade and Industry Secretary: Margaret Thatcher
Sports Secretary: Shirley Crabtree