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Just received pamphlet from government re smoking laws- WTF??
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Our shop, I suspect together with every other business in the country, has just received a letter from HM Government. In it there was a colour brochure about the forthcoming anti-smoking laws and what we must do as a business.
The envelope also contained a number of 'no smoking' sign stickers. At first I thought 'how cute, they're sending us freebies'. But then I read the pamphlet and saw this:
And it doesn't end there... we are also required to ban smoking and put a no smoking sticker on any company vehicle that is ever used by more than one person, even if never at the same time.
Seeing as practically 100% of all shops have been non-smoking for years (when was the last time anyone could light up a cigarette inside Harrods?) what the flying fuck is the government doing demanding that every single shop and premise in the country must display an A5 sticker on their front door?
Can you imagine what is that going to look like?
Why not put stickers up warning people that it is illegal to masturbate, murder or set fire to things inside shops and premises as well?
If this fascist twats think we're going to put a sticker on our front door they're in for a fucking surprise.
Wankers :mad: :rolleyes:
The envelope also contained a number of 'no smoking' sign stickers. At first I thought 'how cute, they're sending us freebies'. But then I read the pamphlet and saw this:
No-smoking signs will need to be displayed in a prominent position at every public entrance to smokefree premises. These must meet the following minimum requirements:
- be a minimum of A5 in area (210mm x 148mm)
- display the international no-smoking symbol* at least 70mm in diameter
- carry the following words in characters that can be easily read: 'No smoking. It is against the law to smoke in these premises'
And it doesn't end there... we are also required to ban smoking and put a no smoking sticker on any company vehicle that is ever used by more than one person, even if never at the same time.
Seeing as practically 100% of all shops have been non-smoking for years (when was the last time anyone could light up a cigarette inside Harrods?) what the flying fuck is the government doing demanding that every single shop and premise in the country must display an A5 sticker on their front door?
Can you imagine what is that going to look like?
Why not put stickers up warning people that it is illegal to masturbate, murder or set fire to things inside shops and premises as well?
If this fascist twats think we're going to put a sticker on our front door they're in for a fucking surprise.
Wankers :mad: :rolleyes:
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How bloody ridiculous. Fair enough in pubs and resturants etc.... but shops? Who thinks to spark up while their doing their weekly fruit and veg run?!
Its a shame the government are being such tossers over this smoking legislation. It was on the news yesterday that certain bus shelters are classed as enclosed spaces; therefore anyone smoking in them will be fined.
Exactly, you'd be hard pressed to find one that isn't. It's ridiculous how complicated and petty this smoking ban is getting (and my non smoking friends agree so I'm not just biased )
It sounds nothing like Nazi Germany for a start.
The shop thing does sound silly, is it part of the law?
Good, bus shelters should count, it's horrible when you are waiting in one and it's raining so you have to stand under it and then people are smoking.
And yet these tossers are saying we must put a non smoking sticker at the door. For a policy that has been in place for decades and is universally known.
And how about the company vehicles? Are they really suggesting that if an employee uses a company van on a Friday and lights a cigarette, it is not acceptable for another driver to use the same van on a Monday?
FFS! They make it sound worse than polonium-210. Can we ban people ever having food in all public places? The smell bothers me.
Get yourself an umbrella
Can you imagine how stupid, Orwellian and nazi-state country the place is going to look with every single shop on every high street displaying an A5 sign saying "No smoking. It is against the law to smoke in these premises"?
Why not have signs for every other activity that is not allowed?
Um, no, the smoker should get one as they are the ones being anti-social. Whatever happened to manners and someone asking "do you mind if I smoke?"
No running
No Diving
No Bombing
No Petting
NO SMOKING DAMMIT
and put that up in your shop.
Which, out of interest is found in ciggerette smoke.
Quick! I need a sticker for my mouth!
um...not really.. but i imagine there will be one soon
How stupid. Surely any person with common sense would know that you can't light up anywhere like shops?:rolleyes:
I've never seen shops put a no smoking sign - even though they're all non smoking. So why bother now?
It's even crazier when it comes to company vehicles. Employees who smoke can do so inside their company car, but if two of them share a car nobody is allowed to light up- even if they're both smokers and both want to smoke at the same time.
Except that smoking bans originated in Nazi Germany...
Cant argue with that one
WTF?
So, does this mean if I was to own a shop and was a smoker, I'd have to obey this law and still put up the sticker saying no smoking?
I may be wrong, but I do support the smoking ban, just some of what they'redoing is stupid.
Agreed. Wouldn't surprise me in a few years if they make selling tobacco illegal...
I've seen those signs loads of times - they just seem to be circles; but aren't A5 size.
Even if your business consists of two employees who both smoke they wouldn't be allowed to smoke in the van, either together or separately. That's how I understand it anyway. See the government's own words on it (about half way down the page): http://www.smokefreeengland.co.uk/what-do-i-do/business.html
If it is your private vehicle it would be okay I guess, though I wouldn't be surprised if it would still be "illegal" for you to take a work colleague with you somewhere in your car on a work related journey and light a cigarette while they sit there.
It's absolute fucking lunacy.