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whats the funniest most profound thing you've said on drugs ? that moment when your miles away in deep thought, then just blurt out a sentence ? i once announced to room full of people 'isn't it weird how only scousers don't come from anywhere other than liverpool' ! who knows what my train of thought was on that 1 !

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  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    I was severely pilled up one time and started including things I'd do at work into normal conversation

    I asked my mate where another of my mates (who had gone for a piss) where he'd gone and proceded to ask if he was getting the wheelbarrow. I'm a greenkeeper and we'd been doing loads of work involving the thing earlier in the day and I completely tripped out.

    Soon as I said it I realised I fucked up but that didn't stop me saying a couple of similar things again that night.

    I often ask people if they're wearing glasses cos every now and again I see them on people who arn't actually wearing them!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After a night out me and my mates where walking home and we decided to buy some milk from a milkman, when explaining to some other friends where we had it:

    Glen - "where'dya get the milk"
    Me - "down the road, from a float"
    Adam - "yeah this milkman.. and he had a snake"
    Both - "you what?!?!"
    Adam - "hey??"
    Glen - "you said the milkman had a snake"
    Adam - "fuck off.. no I didn't"

    My mate glen has also asked me repeatidly on the way home once for a spanner for his work saying he wouldn't be able to fix the car, that was while we where walking on the beach.

    Can't remember about myself, I know I've said some really stupid things but none spring to mind off the top of my recovering head <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had some K a few weeks ago. Went to the bar and asked the barman where the bar was. And got my boyfriend and a fruit machine mixed up. Talked to this fruit machine for about 5 minutes asking it why it weren't talking to me and had i upset him. Fortunately not so out of it that i went up to my boyf and put a quid in his gob. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    Diary of a queer with HIV coming to a Site near you soon <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A few weeks back me and a mate were smokin a few joints outside her house. It was a bit of a misrable day, dizzeling with rain. I happened to remark that the weather reminded me of the V2001 festival in the summer. It had, and i quote, that "field sensation" about it.
    Eh? What the hell was i talking about? Ended up rolling about in laughter thought!
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    I was in a local club once when my pilled up mate Quinton remarked that "they're not gonna make much money from selling those cakes in here"

    Eh? He then poceded to tell us that has seen clear as day, somone come round with a tray of cakes and offer him one.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    every time i am on blow i ALWAYS talk about sex <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah once i was high and i kept getting a mirror or a piece of glass i had found or something and saying 'a mirror for the lady?' in a crazy italian voice like when people offer you roses from a bucket, yknow? i tried to write it down because we found it funny as fuck at the time but i kept spelling it 'marrow' and it didnt work so i got really angry and ate the paper then i said 'look theres a monster in my mouth!!!!!'' and my mate opened it and looked and said 'no, thats a wolf.'


    ah how we laughed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend (who's since given up illegal drugs) after putting on some blue-tinted sunglasses outdoors at midnight; "Wow, instant teleportation into the underworld blues society".

    Edited to add;- Another friend came up to visit me at Uni. We got completely hammered all day and went out for a few supplies and a takeaway. Having got a loaf of bread, some milk etc we proceeded to the takeaway, where a Chinese lady with an incredibly strong accent was trying to take our order. I put mine in while my mate became fascinated with the loaf of bread. She looked at him and said "What you want?", and he replied by holding the bread aloft, lent over the counter and whispered "It's a bass drum, look at it all bassing away" before running out.

    [This message has been edited by Lord of Little (edited 19-11-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    crazy

    And despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My fella had been drinking a hefty amount of absinth one night.when we got back to his place we were really going for it when he came out with "Have you taken youre slippers off youre paws yet?" I mean, what the f**k!!!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/hippy.gif"&gt; Smoke The Weed, Go Insane!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This happened just the other week actually. Me and a mate were smokin a few when my mate was talking about how when she goes out on the town she drinks and smokes like a bloody trooper.

    By this time i really wasn't all there and only picked up on the smoking like a trooper part. To this i replied "Do troopers smoke?"

    Now, have a big toke on this South African drugs-reefer-style spliff doobie.
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