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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Havent you got a rabbit ;)

    Personally I find a pineapple gets me off, or a porcupine. Those little jaggedy bits don't half tickle, son. My theme song is that Brakes song 'Porcupine Or Pineapple' - it's my eternal dilemma. More than the great 'Daddy or chips' debate, eh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Explains a lot, actually.

    :razz:

    HanHan, go out and get a man, man.

    sucks if your testies do the thinking...
    They do not even let you know when they take over control.

    /e: why are always just people 1k kilometers afar from me frisky :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    Heelllpppp!!!! I'm feeling rather...ahem....frisky today!!! :blush:

    Don't know what's going on!!!! :lol: Anyone else having that problem?? Do you think it's hormones + the weather, like? :D

    Tell you, there was a fit bird got on the train at Partick today. Not the up herself supermodel type, maybe even a bit neddy but if I wasn't so pissed off and if I had a couple of beers in me I'd have gone over and had a newsie. She looked about 18 though so it might have been a bit dodgy but still...fuck yeah.

    That had not much to do with anything, but I hope you enjoyed that wee story in any case.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Personally I find a pineapple gets me off, or a porcupine. Those little jaggedy bits don't half tickle, son.

    :lol:

    Post of the Week I sense :D

    You could make a fortune in Thailand's bars ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    Heelllpppp!!!! I'm feeling rather...ahem....frisky today!!! :blush:

    Don't know what's going on!!!! :lol: Anyone else having that problem?? Do you think it's hormones + the weather, like? :D

    Its definitely the weather! Spring is in the air, god breezy heat makes me horny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The friskiness has subsided a little...huzzah!! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DrugBoy wrote: »
    Its definitely the weather! Spring is in the air, god breezy heat makes me horny!

    SOOOOOOOOO know what you mean! :naughty:
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