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Personally I find a pineapple gets me off, or a porcupine. Those little jaggedy bits don't half tickle, son. My theme song is that Brakes song 'Porcupine Or Pineapple' - it's my eternal dilemma. More than the great 'Daddy or chips' debate, eh.
sucks if your testies do the thinking...
They do not even let you know when they take over control.
/e: why are always just people 1k kilometers afar from me frisky :crazyeyes
Tell you, there was a fit bird got on the train at Partick today. Not the up herself supermodel type, maybe even a bit neddy but if I wasn't so pissed off and if I had a couple of beers in me I'd have gone over and had a newsie. She looked about 18 though so it might have been a bit dodgy but still...fuck yeah.
That had not much to do with anything, but I hope you enjoyed that wee story in any case.
Post of the Week I sense
You could make a fortune in Thailand's bars
Its definitely the weather! Spring is in the air, god breezy heat makes me horny!
SOOOOOOOOO know what you mean!