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SystemSystem Posts: 8,585 Community Managers
I am actually thinking of ruling the world :chin: You will all become my slaves etc.

It'll be fun :D
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What kind of slaves? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What kind of slaves? :p

    Well that depends on your talents.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can i have quite a high up job please? I'm bored of being poor. Also, one which doesn't require too many exams, i'm bored of those too.

    I'm useful, i know the word for a pubic wig and everything.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A merkin?

    So what slavey girl job would I have then Lacy? :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Er KHSS you can row me across the moat. Your good at boatey stuff.

    Sara, hmm you can be in charge of my castles maintenence :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lacy wrote: »
    I am actually thinking of ruling the world

    More chance in finding the Pope in Stringfellows. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I have a red boat. Does red suit Her Highness?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I have a red boat. Does red suit Her Highness?

    Hmm red? Pink would be better. Leave it out in the sun to fade.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lacy wrote: »
    Sara, hmm you can be in charge of my castles maintenence :p

    Castle maintenance? Rubbish, i think i'd rather be on strike.

    Can't i do something fun, like be head of falconry or finding fit men, or fiddling your accounts so you have more money to buy shoes or something?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm good at drinking!

    Can I be your alcohol tester slave?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Castle maintenance? Rubbish, i think i'd rather be on strike.

    Can't i do something fun, like be head of falconry or finding fit men, or fiddling your accounts so you have more money to buy shoes or something?

    I'll give you the best job of all. You can be in charge of ummmm HR. It's your job to find the slaves work :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A pink boat? What are you, some kind of girl? Pah. Pink boats are rubbish.

    I want to help Sara in the falconry, that sounds fun. We could have Lancre Wowhawks aka Lappet-Faced Worriers. Only if you know what that is, mind.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have talents. :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not sure that Lady-High-Ruler-Of-t'universe is allowed to have a Lancre Wowhawk. Goshawk?

    Should we ask Hodgesaaaargh?!

    (sad. sad sad sad.)

    Right. KHSS, you get to be Falconry person and knower of cool books. Snow White Queen, you can be Cellarer and you can have some Cellar boys beneath you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo, you get to speak welsh and devonish and drive all the invaders away from Empress/President Lacy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, I'm good at pulling pints too and serving drinks.

    Soooo, I can be your alcohol tester and your bar-type person :D

    And ooo cellar boys beneath me, that sounds good Sa-ra-ra-ra
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not sure that Lady-High-Ruler-Of-t'universe is allowed to have a Lancre Wowhawk. Goshawk?

    Should we ask Hodgesaaaargh?!

    (sad. sad sad sad.)

    :eek2: Is that some new language?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, women in postions of power. I scoff at thee!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No. Mainly we're just being geeks. Trust me, you don't want to know.

    *wanders over to L-space*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo wrote: »
    lol, women in postions of power. I scoff at thee!

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo wrote: »
    lol, women in postions of power. I scoff at thee!

    You get to be cess-pit cleaner :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what can i dooooo
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know. Describe your talents in 5 words. *is getting into this HR malarky a bit much*

    Next i'll ask you to describe a difficult situation you've overcome...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo, you get to speak welsh and devonish and drive all the invaders away from Empress/President Lacy.

    Do i get a brand new combine harvester and an unlimited supply of Old Roise?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote: »
    what can i dooooo

    Make the tea :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo can be Shawn Ogg :D and empty the privvies.

    I :heart: my sadness.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote: »
    Do i get a brand new combine harvester and an unlimited supply of Old Roise?


    No. Empress Lacy has far better things to spend her hard earned tax revenues on than combine harvesters. You may have a scarecrow instead.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Make the tea :D

    I'm not THAT domesticated yknow :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo can be Shawn Ogg :D and empty the privvies.

    I :heart: my sadness.

    Me too really. Who's Nanny though?
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    Fuck that, someone chuck me a sniper rifle, I'll nip this in the bud :cool:
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