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what real gets you girls horny (part 2)

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  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Jaloux wrote: »
    Totaly! :heart::heart::heart::love::love::love::heart::heart::heart:
    U MK ME SO HRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg i think my thread has turned in to a xxx dating agency type thing lol hhhhhmmmm kaching
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jst is actually our pimp.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg i think my thread has turned in to a xxx dating agency type thing lol hhhhhmmmm kaching

    Nope, that would be my PM inbox :thumb:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Lacy wrote: »
    Jst is actually our pimp.
    Oi whore, who said you could speak! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lacy wrote: »
    Jst is actually our pimp.

    :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg tis gone all crazy and stuff i say it shud be directed to the sex threads and can i be ur whore 2
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    omg tis gone all crazy and stuff i say it shud be directed to the sex threads and can i be ur whore 2
    These are sex threads.

    And no.
    Jaloux wrote: »
    :o

    You'll always be more than a number to me ;)

    :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe I don't want to be whored out. :( What about my feelings??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    You'll always be more than a number to me ;)

    :p

    I do feel slightly better now. Not sure how I could ever doubt you!!! :love:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Jaloux wrote: »
    I do feel slightly better now. Not sure how I could ever doubt you!!! :love:
    I feel upset that you could ever consider it!

    God this thread is so derailed its unbelievable!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The OP doesn't even seem to have any idea what's going on. ;)

    Now, what drives me crazy... hmmm... :chin: Soap?! Yeah, gotta love some soap. Or massage oils. Even a ham sandwich brought to me in bed. :yum:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeh how the hell can one thread (bout what turn some girls on) go about a pimp a whore (aparently) and the the thred creater is so deraild sooooo bad its a record lol u still didnt anwer my question can i be one of your whores
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Jaloux wrote: »
    The OP doesn't even seem to have any idea what's going on. ;)

    Now, what drives me crazy... hmmm... :chin: Soap?! Yeah, gotta love some soap. Or massage oils. Even a ham sandwich brought to me in bed. :yum:
    I heard you liked Sausages in bed rather than ham!

    Oh dear I fear this will be locked tommorow heh!
    yeh how the hell can one thread (bout what turn some girls on) go about a pimp a whore (aparently) and the the thred creater is so deraild sooooo bad its a record lol u still didnt anwer my question can i be one of your whores

    I said No. I hear there isnt much demand for whores who cant type in Wet Yorkshire.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    I heard you liked Sausages in bed rather than ham!

    Oh dear I fear this will be locked tommorow heh!

    Mmmmm, big tasty sausages. :yum:

    Locked... yep. That is if the mods aren't too busy chomping down their easter eggs. :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    I heard you liked Sausages in bed rather than ham!

    Oh dear I fear this will be locked tommorow heh!



    I said No. I hear there isnt much demand for whores who cant type in Wet Yorkshire.

    is there not damn ill be a hobo on the streets trying to earn a living ill have a sighnsaying need money a new haircut and more money for a whore hey at least i aint pissing round with you.......

    i shud get a lot of money then:yippe:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    They will be too busy I think.

    It'll do what all threads of this nature do. Naturally wither and slide down the board never to be seen again.

    Or something.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So all the time I wasted giving good advice will be lost and ultimately forgotten. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is there not damn ill be a hobo on the streets trying to earn a living ill have a sighnsaying need money a new haircut and more money for a whore hey at least i aint pissing round with you.......

    Maybe things won't look as bleak if you practice typing properly, using full words and stuff. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hope it does but then ill make it return with a vengence ull see all the mods will reading in shock horor how i (yes i) don't have a life at the mo coz i got finished by ma ex
    th internet......beware it steals youre life and makes it in to HTML codes
    BEWARE
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think you need to warn those of us that are online at 1:40 / 2:40 (depending on location ;)) about the woes of the internet.

    But hey, it beats metereology! Wouldn't mind if someone was around to drive me hory!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    [QUOTE=But hey, it beats metereology! Wouldn't mind if someone was around to drive me hory![/QUOTE]

    wat the hell metereology! (sounds like crap)
    and is there a emotion of hory lol is it even a emotion im wasting my life typing all these posts out aint i some one pleaze clarify with me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hope it does but then ill make it return with a vengence ull see all the mods will reading in shock horor how i (yes i) don't have a life at the mo coz i got finished by ma ex
    th internet......beware it steals youre life and makes it in to HTML codes
    BEWARE

    :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh please got make the OP a bored little poster who's only posting because he has 2 weeks of holiday.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww, poor Ricky was wanting some wank material, boo hoo! :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wat the hell metereology! (sounds like crap)


    The instalation and study of gas meters.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Norweigan is spelt thus.
    It may well be, but Norwegian is spelt thus.

    Sorry. Couldn't resist.
  • **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    :eek2: I can't even say back on topic because there wasn't one in the first place! Rick Southall, I'm going to close this thread, but you might wanna read this article - drive your woman wild :)
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