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BillieTheBot
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...it's so dire in here at the moment. I swear no ones hardly posted in the last few days, and have you seen the Sex forum. No ones even started a new thread in there for like a week.
We need to recruit these 275 guests that are viewing at the mo. Come out of the shadows you fuckin weirdos and talk :hyper:
We need to recruit these 275 guests that are viewing at the mo. Come out of the shadows you fuckin weirdos and talk :hyper:
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Got a bit of excess cheese around the ole taco?
Lol the only sex problem i have is not getting enough of it.
I find it wierd how there are always so many guests who just spend all day reading.
I think alot are bots
Which is probably why we get all the spam.
I miss when the sex forums was made entirley out of people posting threads about anal. That was amusing.
Those threads do keep popping up every now and again though.
Who you calling a slut, buster?
All sorts of things, if she's is the mood...
ewww what a mingy expression! Bring on 21st, Ill show you my 'Northern Spirit' and batter you to a tiny pulp!
:grump:
By the way I am not at work on the 21st because I am *revising* for an *exam*.
oooh you sly one!! And I adore my skankyness, as I am sure you are aware hehe! I shall help you *revise* with beer and chinese!