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Wake up...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
...it's so dire in here at the moment. I swear no ones hardly posted in the last few days, and have you seen the Sex forum. No ones even started a new thread in there for like a week.

We need to recruit these 275 guests that are viewing at the mo. Come out of the shadows you fuckin weirdos and talk :hyper:
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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  • smitherzsmitherz Posts: 968 Part of The Mix Family
    :lol: C'mon the guests !! Maybe there hasn't been much sex problems in the world this week
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol hello
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You just have a fetish for peoples sex problems don't you. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's your sex problem lacy?

    Got a bit of excess cheese around the ole taco?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    What's your sex problem lacy?

    Got a bit of excess cheese around the ole taco?

    Lol the only sex problem i have is not getting enough of it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Louuuuud Noisesssss!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    What's your sex problem lacy?

    Got a bit of excess cheese around the ole taco?

    :lol:

    I find it wierd how there are always so many guests who just spend all day reading.
  • smitherzsmitherz Posts: 968 Part of The Mix Family
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    :lol:

    I find it wierd how there are always so many guests who just spend all day reading.

    I think alot are bots
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote: »
    I think alot are bots

    Which is probably why we get all the spam.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I could aliviate (sp) that :cool:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, the stupid guests think they are above us :(
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Half the guests probably googled "anal sex" or something.

    I miss when the sex forums was made entirley out of people posting threads about anal. That was amusing.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    wazzzzup sluts.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote: »
    Half the guests probably googled "anal sex" or something.

    I miss when the sex forums was made entirley out of people posting threads about anal. That was amusing.

    :lol: Those threads do keep popping up every now and again though.
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    JsT wrote: »
    wazzzzup sluts.

    Who you calling a slut, buster?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    wazzzzup sluts.

    All sorts of things, if she's is the mood... :naughty:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Bunnie wrote: »
    Who you calling a slut, buster?
    keep it shut you turdburgler!

    :p
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    JsT wrote: »
    keep it shut you turdburgler!

    :p

    ewww what a mingy expression! Bring on 21st, Ill show you my 'Northern Spirit' and batter you to a tiny pulp!
    :grump:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Bunnie wrote: »
    ewww what a mingy expression! Bring on 21st, Ill show you my 'Northern Spirit' and batter you to a tiny pulp!
    :grump:
    BRING IT SKANK! :p

    By the way I am not at work on the 21st because I am *revising* for an *exam*. :D
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    JsT wrote: »
    BRING IT SKANK! :p

    By the way I am not at work on the 21st because I am *revising* for an *exam*. :D

    oooh you sly one!! And I adore my skankyness, as I am sure you are aware hehe! I shall help you *revise* with beer and chinese!
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