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A poem for FABULOUS friends
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The HONEST friend poem
(adapted)
When you are sad........................
I will feed you acid and help you plot multicolored revenge against the scum sucking coke-head bitch who made you sad.
When you are scared..................
I will explain it’s just a tow truck, not a road block.
When you are worried................
I will tell you to relax, they ALWAYS take this long to kick in.
When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain to your dumb ass about the big joint we just smoked and that you obviously forgot about.
When you are sick........................
I will confiscate your GHB and give you a valoid.
When you are too fucked to understand what the hell is real or not..............
I will call the dealer and order more pills.
When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, then have another 2g of GHB because hey, that looks like fun.
This is my oath..................
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..................
Because you’re my friend.
(adapted)
When you are sad........................
I will feed you acid and help you plot multicolored revenge against the scum sucking coke-head bitch who made you sad.
When you are scared..................
I will explain it’s just a tow truck, not a road block.
When you are worried................
I will tell you to relax, they ALWAYS take this long to kick in.
When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain to your dumb ass about the big joint we just smoked and that you obviously forgot about.
When you are sick........................
I will confiscate your GHB and give you a valoid.
When you are too fucked to understand what the hell is real or not..............
I will call the dealer and order more pills.
When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, then have another 2g of GHB because hey, that looks like fun.
This is my oath..................
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..................
Because you’re my friend.
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