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A poem for FABULOUS friends

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The HONEST friend poem
(adapted)


When you are sad........................
I will feed you acid and help you plot multicolored revenge against the scum sucking coke-head bitch who made you sad.

When you are scared..................
I will explain it’s just a tow truck, not a road block.

When you are worried................
I will tell you to relax, they ALWAYS take this long to kick in.

When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain to your dumb ass about the big joint we just smoked and that you obviously forgot about.

When you are sick........................
I will confiscate your GHB and give you a valoid.

When you are too fucked to understand what the hell is real or not..............
I will call the dealer and order more pills.

When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, then have another 2g of GHB because hey, that looks like fun.

This is my oath..................
I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?..................
Because you’re my friend.

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