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The Weekend thread

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it long? I could proof-read and suggest crops if it's not too long.

    Otherwise find any word that doesn't add value and chop it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its supposed to be 3000 words so I'm almost 1/4 over the word count.

    I'm going to go have a shower then tackle it. If I really struggle, I may well send it your way :D

    Are you that bored with Laura not being around? :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its supposed to be 3000 words so I'm almost 1/4 over the word count.

    I'm going to go have a shower then tackle it. If I really struggle, I may well send it your way :D

    Are you that bored with Laura not being around? :P

    No of course not. maybe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tomorrow I have my one of my oldest mate's wedding! :hyper: It'll be a barbecue at daytime in the country. The weather here is still very warm so I expect we'll all get roasted alive. Should be fun, my friends from school are a total laugh.

    Sunday it'll probs be a family day - my sister is coming for lunch with my nephew (:D) and she's asked us to invite a couple of cousins we never see.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bluewisdom wrote: »
    Tomorrow I have my one of my oldest mate's wedding! :hyper: It'll be a barbecue at daytime in the country. The weather here is still very warm so I expect we'll all get roasted alive. Should be fun, my friends from school are a total laugh.

    Sunday it'll probs be a family day - my sister is coming for lunch with my nephew (:D) and she's asked us to invite a couple of cousins we never see.

    Oi why arent you on msn? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on my way back from a night out, there were 2 horses running down the road. there's a field next to our house with horses in so they escaped from there. we rang the local police and they sent someone out as a matter of emergency. some of us were then stood in in the front porch and 3 big fuck off horses came and stood in our driveway! one of them smashed our living room window. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get out of the crosshair there....beep beep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ouitta work then into pub, good band playing thenb to a mtes house..,fuckered.

    yep cya after. no bother,good luck. 100%.

    ring me maddog=my mobiel.please, some criac.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've no money and not ringing from house, my one's are still awake. Send me a pm I was in qside danite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waheeeeeeeeeey, I'm so excited about tonight! I'm finishing work at 1, heavy counting down the miiiiiiiiiinutes. I'm going to buy a nice dress for tonight, I'm going to try and stay away from Urban Outfitters though as I can't afford to splash out £50+ for a dress. It's chuffing ludicrus! ludacris! Ludacrus? Fuck it. It's SCANDALOUS.

    Ha.

    My mate's going to make me cocktails whilst she dyes my hair - she makes the sexiest mojito in all the west end of Glasgow. Mwahhaahhaahahaaaaa.

    Tonight's going to be an amazing night, I feel it in my shackles. I just need to get rid of the cuntastic pains of being on the blob, now. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AARRGHHHH.

    I've finished my essay but guess what? Like normal, I'm wayyyy over the word count.....by 700 words :eek:

    Any advice as to how I can possibly cut any of that out when to me, it all seems relevent?

    Cut out the 'Fat' as my film teacher says. In other words, get rid of things like "In this essay I am going to... e.t.c". Make every point count.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    saturday - going to a friends house party
    sunday - staying in, updating my blog and website
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on my way back from a night out, there were 2 horses running down the road. there's a field next to our house with horses in so they escaped from there. we rang the local police and they sent someone out as a matter of emergency. some of us were then stood in in the front porch and 3 big fuck off horses came and stood in our driveway! one of them smashed our living room window. :o

    :crazyeyes

    I'm waiting for a Tesco.com delivery of 70 quids worth of booze. Then we're away in to town to watch the game (got my Scotland top and flag all ready :D) and I'm gettingwell merry because it's been a bitch of a week.

    Off to London tomorrow though, which will be a laugh and a half:hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote: »

    Off to London tomorrow though, which will be a laugh and a half:hyper:

    Cos it's the place where Junglists come from!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waiting for papa bear and mama bear to get here .. food heaven awaits me .. need food .. need food .. need FOOD!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^LOL ... just LOL
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am going shopping this afternoon, possibly out tonight then chillin tomorrow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LimpFan87 wrote: »
    ^LOL ... just LOL

    I've been stuck with bloody pasta and omellette and beans for the last week! Food glorious food! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Waiting for papa bear and mama bear to get here .. food heaven awaits me .. need food .. need food .. need FOOD!!

    aww!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yesterday I spent all day in Leeds at an interview, my new house and then I had tea at a little pub with my Dad and my Uncle. Nice. :D

    Today I'm going shopping, then tonight is my leaving do! Going out locally with a few mates, should be a laugh (and very drunken, woo) can't wait!

    Tomorrow I need to sort out more stuff for moving whilst suffering with a hangover. Love it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OH MY GOD MY HEAD


    What a fucking brilliant day yesterday. Found out I was through to the final interview with Royal Bank o' Scotland internal audit group which was sweet, it was the last day of term which was cool. Then I went to a fucking awesome house party, got completely trollied and pulled an absolutely gorgeous Irish lass; petite, really hot and a voice that made me melt. What a fucking great day :yippe:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last night was awesome. Got very stoned and very drunk and got a female attendee of the house party to put those electric muscle toner things on my passed-out mate Bobby's balls :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tonight is gonna be more of the same as last night, mate's shed, music, pool, drink, then head out. Can't beat that like. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Home now .. thank the lord for George Foremans...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thursday night I got back home from manchester, friday was mummys bday so we just went out for a really nice lunch, today i watched casino royale with the fam and im out for a bit tonight but driving. bliss. I havent been home in ages and its lovely just to chill.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I so want to be out tonight, but none of my mates left here want to. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got in a bit of trouble last night.

    I'm back home in Ireland and went out last night to one of the main places everyone heads out. I'd been drinking all evening and was very merry after Northern Ireland's victory in the football.

    Anyway, ended up pulling this girl that I hadn't seen for ages. Met her at the bar, and we were drinking and chatting and she told me she was single now, which seemed like a pretty good invitation to me! But what I didn't know, was that her ex-boyfriend is a bouncer in the club we were in! I knew who he was (he's a friend of a friend) but I hadn't seen him there that night and I was too drunk to even think of the possibility. So, I was down the back of the club towards the end of the night. Next thing I know, WHACK WHACK! Got hooked twice by this cunt, him on duty as a bouncer! Cunt just totally took me by surprise. I saw who it was and before he could pummel me I swung for him. Didn't connect as I would have liked but it startled him enough to give me a chance to run like fuck, because he was about to kill me!

    Ran out the back door of the club and he chased me! Sprinting round back streets of my town with this cunt only a few seconds behind me! Scary as fuck, because I knew if he catches me I'm in hospital tonight at least. Managed to sprint up to the centre of my town, where lots of people congregate after nights out, and there were quite a few police there. Never was I so glad to see the fucking pigs. The cops grabbed me, then another group of cops grabbed him on the other side of the street. I was too out of breath to tell them what was going on. Once I managed to compose myself I told them what happened, but said I didn't wanna do anything about it. Then they spoke to him and told him to go back to the club, and I think he was probably just grateful to get away without being lifted.

    Anyway, I made my way home after that, relieved I wasn't in an ambulance. Somehow the cunt managed to get my phone number of someone. So then the threats started. "Big mistake my friend" and all this bollocks. So basically I'm fucked and he's going to get me sometime unless I sort it out, but I don't know how I'm going to do that. I've spoken to our mutual friend about it, but I'm not sure how much he's going to be able to do.

    Absolutely shite. Fucking women! You're far more hassle than you're worth!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh Addict, thats not good :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm not surprised he's her ex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gutted, Addict. :( Keep your head down!!

    I did a BAD thing last night. I slept with one of my brother's friends... :blush: in his Mum's car in a car park around the corner from my house. And if my brother finds out... ahh it's not even worth thinking about!

    Why oh WHY is it such a good idea when I'm drunk?
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