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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in...
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in

What other songs did you sing as a kid on school trips?

Maybe this should be in waste time actually...
And sorry bout the font... got a bit carried away.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all over town :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahh, Charlie Was A Pigeon brings back memories.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alice the camel had 10 humps, Alice the camel had 10 humps, Alice the camel had 10 humps, so goooo Alice go bump-bump-bump... (repeat going all the way down from 10 to 1 to...) Alice the camel had no humps, Alice the camel had no humps, Alice the camel had no humps because Alice was a HORSE!

    And obviously 10 green bottles, etc etc.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh and of course...

    The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn, the doctor said it would do no harm, so we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn...
    Then I think it goes... Second verse, the same as the first, but a little bit louder and a little bit worse...

    Most of the ones I remember were sung mainly to drive the teachers up the wall a much as possible. :D
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    There's an old one saying

    Farmer Brillios had a turkey
    That was too big, that was too big
    And he fed it honey and tachini
    To make it fat, to make it fat
    And he fed it bread and salt
    To give it a broad back, to give it a broad back
    Until one day with no sun
    The turkey ate farmer Brillios.

    And another:

    There was a little ship
    That had never journeyd before.
    And in five-six weeks
    All the food was over
    So they drew lots
    To see who'd get eaten
    And the girls/boys lost.

    (each one would sing the opposite of what they were for the last line :p)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We used to sing this at brownies:

    My fathers a lavatory cleaner
    He works all the day and the night
    And when he gets home in the evening
    Hes covered all over in shi..

    SHINE your buckles with brasso
    Its only 3 apneys a tin
    You can buy it or nick it from woolies
    But I doubt if they've got any in.

    And it went on and on..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song that never ends,
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because
    This is the song the never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends....
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    and they'll continue singing it foever just because



    ahhh, Lampchop.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knew that one would make an appearance. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everywhere we go-o Everywhere we go-o
    People always ask us People always ask us
    Who we are-re Who we are-re
    Where we come from Where we come from
    So we always tell them So we always tell them
    Don't be so nosey Don't be so nosey
    Mind your own business Mind your own business
    'Cause we're from ** 'Cause we're from **
    Mighty mighty ** Mighty mighty **
    And if they don't hear us And if they don't hear us
    We shout a little louder We shout a little louder

    Etc
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
    All dressed in black black black
    With silver buttons buttons buttons
    All down her back back back
    She jumped so high high high
    She touched the sky sky sky
    Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
    She never came back back back

    and then some second verse about elephants... hmm....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's all gone quiet over there, oh it's all gone quiet over there, oh it's all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nobody likes me,
    Everybody hates me,
    I'm gonna eat some worms....
    BIG FAT JUICEY ones
    LONG SLIM SLIMEY ones
    ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms


    Down goes the first one
    Down goes the second one
    Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
    BIG FAT JUICEY ones
    LONG SLIM SLIMEY ones
    ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms

    Up! Comes the first one
    Up! comes the second one
    Oh! how they wiggle and squirm,
    BIG FAT JUICEY ONES
    LONG SLIM SLIMEY ONES
    ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me: Row row row your boat
    You: Row row row your boat
    Another you: Row row row your boat
    Me: Gently down the stream
    You: Gently down the stream
    Another you: Gently down the stream
    Me: Merrily merrily merrily merrily
    You: Merrily merrily merrily merrily
    Another you: merrily merrily merrily merrily
    Me: Life is but a dream
    You: Life is but a dream
    Another you: Life is but a dream

    Wow, rounds are as hard to sing as they are to type out
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stopppp the bus i want a weeeee weeeee
    (to the tune of glory glory hallelujah)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
    And his name is wiggly woo,
    Threre a worm at the bottom of the garden,
    And all that he can do...
    Is wiggle all and and wiggle all night,
    The neighbours say he's a terrible fright,
    There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
    And his name is wiggly woo
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sing to the tune of john brown's body

    Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
    Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
    Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
    But he ain't gonna jump no more

    Gloooorrryyy Glory what a heck of a way to die, when you're hanging from your knickers in the middle of the sky, with an arrow up your backside and a bullet in your eye
    AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORRREEEEE

    2nd verse
    they scraped him off the runway like a lump of strawberry jam...
    etc etc

    Also quartermaster's stores

    There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
    In the stores, in the stores
    There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
    In the Quartermaster's store

    My eyes are dim, I can not see
    I have not brought my specks with me
    I have not brought my specks with me

    And carry on with different rhymes! Its meant to be about how the food is going off (mice eating rice?) but I was always Mairi driving a ferrari
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote: »
    who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

    Aww :D I loved that song at school... we used to sing it in year 2 at carpet time.
    Can't really remember how it went though... exept the 'what me?' 'yes you!'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    'what me?' 'yes you!'

    Couldn't have been! Then who?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I seem to recall a song about an old sailor who sat on a rock.... but I can't remember it properly.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store....

    Anyone remember that one?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The adams family started,
    when uncle fester farted
    he farted through they keyhole
    and paralysed the cat
    the cat was so excited
    it shouted man united
    and man united shouted
    we are the best
    we are the best

    (although I hated man u, so said 'worst' instead, me being the little anarchist).

    Also, to the tune of 'what do you do with a drunken sailor'

    'what do you do with a drunken driver
    what do you do with a drunken driver
    what do you do with a drunken driver?
    throw him out the window!

    ..
    ..
    ..
    driving a million miles an hour

    :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sung to Oh my Darling Clementine

    I found a peanut, I found a peanut, I found a peanut yesterday, I found a peanut,I found a peanut, I found a peanut yesterday.

    It was moldy, It was moldy, It was moldy yesterday, It was moldy, It was moldy, it was moldy yesterday

    So I ate it

    I got sick

    I went to the doctors

    He couldn't help me

    So I died

    I went to heaven

    They wouldn't take me

    I went to hell

    I found a peanut.......


    And on and on and on.
  • **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    My momma don't wear no socks
    A ding-dong
    I was there when she took them off
    A ding-dong
    She threw them at the cat
    A ding-dong
    The cat's dead and that is that... a ding dong dong dong

    My momma don't wear no socks
    A ding-dong
    I was there when she took them off
    A ding dong
    She threw them in the cake
    A ding dong
    Everyone got belly ache... a ding dong dong dong.

    My momma don't wear no socks
    A ding dong
    I was there when she took them off
    A ding dong
    She threw them into space
    A ding dong
    That's the end of the human race... a ding dong dong dong dong A DING DONG!
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Ooh I remembered another. It went kind of like

    I press the button
    And a fat lady comes out
    And tells the kids "no food"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store....

    Anyone remember that one?
    No.


    Remembered another though.

    Glory glory halleluia (can't spell)
    the teacher hit me with a ruler
    the ruler snapped in two
    so she hit me with a shoe
    and my bum went black and bllllluuueee
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