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Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in...
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
What other songs did you sing as a kid on school trips?
Maybe this should be in waste time actually...
And sorry bout the font... got a bit carried away.
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon... Charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew... he flew in the morning he flew in the night, and when he got home he was covered in
What other songs did you sing as a kid on school trips?
Maybe this should be in waste time actually...
And sorry bout the font... got a bit carried away.
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And obviously 10 green bottles, etc etc.
The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn, the doctor said it would do no harm, so we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn...
Then I think it goes... Second verse, the same as the first, but a little bit louder and a little bit worse...
Most of the ones I remember were sung mainly to drive the teachers up the wall a much as possible.
Farmer Brillios had a turkey
That was too big, that was too big
And he fed it honey and tachini
To make it fat, to make it fat
And he fed it bread and salt
To give it a broad back, to give it a broad back
Until one day with no sun
The turkey ate farmer Brillios.
And another:
There was a little ship
That had never journeyd before.
And in five-six weeks
All the food was over
So they drew lots
To see who'd get eaten
And the girls/boys lost.
(each one would sing the opposite of what they were for the last line )
My fathers a lavatory cleaner
He works all the day and the night
And when he gets home in the evening
Hes covered all over in shi..
SHINE your buckles with brasso
Its only 3 apneys a tin
You can buy it or nick it from woolies
But I doubt if they've got any in.
And it went on and on..
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song that never ends,
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
This is the song the never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends....
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it foever just because
ahhh, Lampchop.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and it goes a bit like this.....
People always ask us People always ask us
Who we are-re Who we are-re
Where we come from Where we come from
So we always tell them So we always tell them
Don't be so nosey Don't be so nosey
Mind your own business Mind your own business
'Cause we're from ** 'Cause we're from **
Mighty mighty ** Mighty mighty **
And if they don't hear us And if they don't hear us
We shout a little louder We shout a little louder
Etc
All dressed in black black black
With silver buttons buttons buttons
All down her back back back
She jumped so high high high
She touched the sky sky sky
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
She never came back back back
and then some second verse about elephants... hmm....
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms....
BIG FAT JUICEY ones
LONG SLIM SLIMEY ones
ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
BIG FAT JUICEY ones
LONG SLIM SLIMEY ones
ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms
Up! Comes the first one
Up! comes the second one
Oh! how they wiggle and squirm,
BIG FAT JUICEY ONES
LONG SLIM SLIMEY ONES
ITSY BITSY FUZZY WUZZY worms
You: Row row row your boat
Another you: Row row row your boat
Me: Gently down the stream
You: Gently down the stream
Another you: Gently down the stream
Me: Merrily merrily merrily merrily
You: Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Another you: merrily merrily merrily merrily
Me: Life is but a dream
You: Life is but a dream
Another you: Life is but a dream
Wow, rounds are as hard to sing as they are to type out
(to the tune of glory glory hallelujah)
And his name is wiggly woo,
Threre a worm at the bottom of the garden,
And all that he can do...
Is wiggle all and and wiggle all night,
The neighbours say he's a terrible fright,
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
And his name is wiggly woo
Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
Johnny was a parachuter in the RAF
But he ain't gonna jump no more
Gloooorrryyy Glory what a heck of a way to die, when you're hanging from your knickers in the middle of the sky, with an arrow up your backside and a bullet in your eye
AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORRREEEEE
2nd verse
they scraped him off the runway like a lump of strawberry jam...
etc etc
Also quartermaster's stores
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
In the stores, in the stores
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
In the Quartermaster's store
My eyes are dim, I can not see
I have not brought my specks with me
I have not brought my specks with me
And carry on with different rhymes! Its meant to be about how the food is going off (mice eating rice?) but I was always Mairi driving a ferrari
Aww I loved that song at school... we used to sing it in year 2 at carpet time.
Can't really remember how it went though... exept the 'what me?' 'yes you!'
Couldn't have been! Then who?!
Anyone remember that one?
when uncle fester farted
he farted through they keyhole
and paralysed the cat
the cat was so excited
it shouted man united
and man united shouted
we are the best
we are the best
(although I hated man u, so said 'worst' instead, me being the little anarchist).
Also, to the tune of 'what do you do with a drunken sailor'
'what do you do with a drunken driver
what do you do with a drunken driver
what do you do with a drunken driver?
throw him out the window!
..
..
..
driving a million miles an hour
I found a peanut, I found a peanut, I found a peanut yesterday, I found a peanut,I found a peanut, I found a peanut yesterday.
It was moldy, It was moldy, It was moldy yesterday, It was moldy, It was moldy, it was moldy yesterday
So I ate it
I got sick
I went to the doctors
He couldn't help me
So I died
I went to heaven
They wouldn't take me
I went to hell
I found a peanut.......
And on and on and on.
A ding-dong
I was there when she took them off
A ding-dong
She threw them at the cat
A ding-dong
The cat's dead and that is that... a ding dong dong dong
My momma don't wear no socks
A ding-dong
I was there when she took them off
A ding dong
She threw them in the cake
A ding dong
Everyone got belly ache... a ding dong dong dong.
My momma don't wear no socks
A ding dong
I was there when she took them off
A ding dong
She threw them into space
A ding dong
That's the end of the human race... a ding dong dong dong dong A DING DONG!
I press the button
And a fat lady comes out
And tells the kids "no food"
Remembered another though.
Glory glory halleluia (can't spell)
the teacher hit me with a ruler
the ruler snapped in two
so she hit me with a shoe
and my bum went black and bllllluuueee