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are you brave enough....

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and whats the deal with this ann summers stuff?

    You try buying a vibrator. Hence lovehoney is such a great website.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Once I picked one up that I found in the parking lot of a Sears Home Store. It had women with penises in it. :shocking: I was embaressed though, I was afraid that somebody put it there as a trap and was watching behind a tree or something at the weirdo picking up the parking lot porno.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    at night or during the day?
    if its at daytime, thats just wrong.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh right around lunch time :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bet that put you off your lunch :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cant you order your favourite magazines online johnnyboy?

    Save you the embarrasement

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    been there done that.

    I have to go to the bank
    put the cash in the bank
    find the mag
    buy it
    wait a week for it

    then when it gets here, I don't want it anymore.

    plus I wanna do it personally, to help my confidence.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    been there done that.

    I have to go to the bank
    put the cash in the bank
    find the mag
    buy it
    wait a week for it

    then when it gets here, I don't want it anymore.

    plus I wanna do it personally, to help my confidence.

    Buy it from a sex shop then. Everyone in the shop will already know what your after. So you have no need to feel embarrased.

    Then once your cool with that, try in your local shop. I dont think most shopkeepers will really care what your buying. I very much doubt they would remeber who you are. Try going to a shop out of your local area, then you dont have to worry about being recognised, and can build up your confidence.

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats the likely hood of them asking for ID?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats the likely hood of them asking for ID?

    I think you have to be 16 to buy porn mags, but im not sure. Aslong as you look at least 16, i can't see it being a problem.

    In all fairness you can go online and see a lot worse. Aslong as you look responsible and adult enough then i doubt they will really care.

    Are you over 18 mate? :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    19. so yep.

    but if you can't reach the top shelf, its hardly gonna look convincing is it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but if you can't reach the top shelf, its hardly gonna look convincing is it?

    Ha ha depends how high the shelf is :D Just ask for a step ladder, so you can get a better look.

    Or ask the assistant to reach one for you. I can see your embarrasment when the assistant says over the loudspeaker "can we have an supervisor to help a customer at the adult magazines isle please"

    Ha ha fuck Mastercard, now that would be priceless :thumb:

    If your 19, I wouldnt worry about ID. Just try and find a shop with a shelf you can reach :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or he says loudly "WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT AGAIN?" whilst on the ladder.

    Might give it a go. when I get more cash.

    imagine paying for one in pennies.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    " Did you want Tit Wank Weekly or Horny Housewives Sir? " :lol:

    Paying with pennies would be funny, but its not going to do much for a quick exit out the store :D

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or worse, Better S&M or Big fat plumpers"

    I gotta go to the one round the corner from school. which I can do on my lunchbreak. 2 birds with one stone.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2 birds with one stone.

    Never heard of that one, is it at weekly or monthly porn mag?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I buy them for the guys at work all the time, never crossed my mind to be embarassed but then they weren't for me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Never heard of that one, is it at weekly or monthly porn mag?

    :lol:

    its not porn mag you plonker :p its the metaphor.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    its not porn mag you plonker :p its the metaphor.

    Sorry just joking :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2 birds with one stone.

    2 Birds with one guy more like. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah its cool :)

    would make a good porn mag name though :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once did a dare from a coworker to go cross the street to the adult bookshop and buy a copy of Lesbian Midget Whores and carry it back in to the office with me.

    Ahh, memories. I almost pissed myself with laughter walking cross the street after the look on the cashiers face when i requested it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would have to say though, that the articles in Lesbian Midget Whore's magazine are top notch tho...

    And they have really great step-stool adverts in the back section, too...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never got porn mags. Turning pages is not sexy. But then I'm not a guy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Will always remember my ex boyfriend completely freaking when we ran out of condoms and I suggested we buy them rather than go with out. Of course, in places like Jacksons, they're behind the counter, so whilst he stood outside all embarassed, I just walked up to the counter and asked for some.

    Didn't think it at the time, but if he was too embarassed to buy them, should he really have been having sex? :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most blokes I know get embarassed, and even more so when I throw a spanner in the works and ask for non latex ones. That means they have to look at the packets rather than buy the first ones that come to hand.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Anomalous wrote: »
    I would have to say though, that the articles in Lesbian Midget Whore's magazine are top notch tho...

    And they have really great step-stool adverts in the back section, too...
    Are you saying that to make us buy it too? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do people really still buy porn in magazine format?

    perhaps for the "articles" ? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Will always remember my ex boyfriend completely freaking when we ran out of condoms and I suggested we buy them rather than go with out. Of course, in places like Jacksons, they're behind the counter, so whilst he stood outside all embarassed, I just walked up to the counter and asked for some.

    Didn't think it at the time, but if he was too embarassed to buy them, should he really have been having sex? :chin:

    I've heard people ask this question but folk get embarassed about different things. Him blushing a bit is perfectly natural so I don't think it's fair to say that.

    Yeahhh I would totally be embarassed but I have been a brave girl in the past..like when my friend who was too scared got me to buy her a pregnancy test kit in Boots.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've done it - bought one as a 'gift' for my best mate.

    We all masturbate, so I didn't see the problem...
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