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Where Do Babies Come From?
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Most colourful (but non factual answer) that helps you avoid the actual question wins ..
I tend to favour replies that mentions something about the stork ..
Failing that if I have kids of my own one day I'm sticking with the story that only women know the answer to that question so go ask your mother.. ;o)
I tend to favour replies that mentions something about the stork ..
Failing that if I have kids of my own one day I'm sticking with the story that only women know the answer to that question so go ask your mother.. ;o)
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The stork has sex with your mother, like on Family Guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJLC2eG10Y
Or something like that
How little ones have imagination, eh?
lol, well i think i knew about it before, but at 7 was when i created my fabulous story. I think
Let's not get political it's for kids, afterall!
one of my friends mums told him that she went to the baby market, chose the baby and they put it inside her to grow.
He said non-factual.
Which reminds me......Pat Mustard. aka the hairy baby maker.
Don't think I know this one. Can someone please explain this one to me?
Isn't there one about mummy giving daddy a special hug or something?
Well, it's a variation on finding the baby in the cabbage patch, except it's under a gooseberry bush instead
He takes the second girl, another very beautiful little girl and asks the mother, "which name shall your daughter have?" - "rose petal, because when I conceived her a rose petal landed on my tummy."
He takes the 3rd girl, utterly hideous and malformed and asked the mother, "which name shall your daughter have?" to which the mother responds, "tree."
hoho...
on topic: babies come from the internet. you can order them online, and then you get a white powder through mail. just add water and put it into the microwave and after 10 minutes *bing* here's ya baby.
ahahahaha
I know!
I hope his parents didn't actually put that idea in his head
oh yeah i got that, i just don't think i was expecting to read something quite so far out
When my first sister was born my parents bought me some Playmobil, I wasn't bothered about much else because I had some new Playmobil!