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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Would you fish a turd outta the toilet if your best mate asked you to?

N.B:
This request would not be derived out of sadistic pleasure.
Said best mate would have a good reason.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anomie wrote: »
    Would you fish a turd outta the toilet if your best mate asked you to?

    N.B:
    This request would not be derived out of sadistic pleasure.
    Said best mate would have a good reason.

    :eek2:

    What would be a good enough reason to have to do that?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends how much money was involved :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe with gloves. Or a stick. But I might ask why they couldn't do it themselves.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For my best pal? 'Course I would!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends if it was my mate's or mine ;)

    On a serious note, I wouldn't have a mate who would even ask that so, no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What possible reason could there be for someone doing that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote: »
    What possible reason could there be for someone doing that?


    Someone could have swallowed a key to a locker that had a bag full of old stolen cash they just dug up. :yes:

    But since that would never happen, if asked I think it would be time to find myself a new friend.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote: »
    Someone could have swallowed a key to a locker that had a bag full of old stolen cash they just dug up. :yes:

    Then I would ask why they couldn't dig it out themselves.

    In answer to the question, if they paid me lots of money then I possibly would do it. But it would have to be lots of money.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I'd like to know the circumstances. Not if he said "HEY MATT, FISH MY TURD OUT OF THE BOWL." then make photos when I do and show them to my girlfriend, family and local confessor.

    If it was really important of course. I'd do (and did) a lot more for my friends.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote: »
    Then I would ask why they couldn't dig it out themselves.

    In answer to the question, if they paid me lots of money then I possibly would do it. But it would have to be lots of money.


    Well because the person who swallowed the key is neither one of you and the swallower is currently handcuffed to a radiator and only has one hand and would want that key for the money for his own personal use and wouldn't share with you, or something along those lines...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Honestly? My friends would know better than to ask.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote: »
    Well because the person who swallowed the key is neither one of you and the swallower is currently handcuffed to a radiator and only has one hand and would want that key for the money for his own personal use and wouldn't share with you, or something along those lines...

    If that was the case, then I think I would just laugh :p

    If I was free then I wouldn't care that someone was stupid enough to handcuff themselves to a radiator and then swallow the key. See, I wouldn't do it then, either :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck knows.

    But it does slightly remind me what happened to a fella I know, was at his girlfriends house once and done a shit in the toilet. Realised that the flush didn't work, was so scared to have to tell them he put his hand down and manually flushed it. :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anomie wrote: »
    Said best mate would have a good reason.
    What is this 'good reason' you speak of? I can't think of a reason good enough to warrant me fishing out my mates poo. :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm, no! If they want the shit that bad they can get it themselves!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anomie wrote: »
    Would you fish a turd outta the toilet if your best mate asked you to?

    N.B:
    This request would not be derived out of sadistic pleasure.
    Said best mate would have a good reason.
    Please come back and share with us the reason behind this!! I've been racking my brains but really can't think of any good reason why a friend would ask to do this!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Loopi wrote: »
    Please come back and share with us the reason behind this!! I've been racking my brains but really can't think of any good reason why a friend would ask to do this!
    I think it was just a mock of this.
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