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How to get womeon into bed?
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How does one get womeon into bed? For instance in a club/bar/pub situation. I can approach ladies in clubs, have a good funny conversation with em. But what do i do or say to get them to come home with me? anybody help?
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hah. yes i realised the typo as soon as i hit the submit button. i dont think its possible to edit the title or is it? no biggie. its only a typo.
Must try harder!
low standards? whered you get that idea? perhaps youre being sarcastic considering the wink. unless youre coming on to me, then returnin the gesture would definitely be lowering ones standard.
allow me to clarify myself. im not looking for a one-liner. im only wondering how one would propose to someone to come home with them. how would you invite? what would you say? nothing cheesy of course. perhaps a little cheeky if itll work.
I get that all the time.
Dunno if it works like, I never take them up on it.
I have it on good authority it has a 10% sucess rate.
Piece of cake.....
especially if she's wearing this....
http://imgs.t-shirts.com/clipartitems/small/155998.jpg
of course it isnt some trick. as if im gonna hypnotise them or make em do somthing they dont want.
what sort of hints? i mean how do you hint to the other person?
You're a bit rude, at least you won't be winning any prizes for charm. Maybe that's where you're going wrong...
I would invite someone back by saying "do you want to come back to mine for a drink/smoke/bit of the other?". I don't really think it's any more complex than that. If you have the confidence to have sex with a stranger (and I'm not judging you, there's nowt wrong with that imo) then you should really have the confidence to ask them back to yours.
Rohypnol?
If your conversation with them seems to being going down well, invite them back to your house to 'see your etchings' ...
2. Hit her over the head with a club and drag her home by her hair.
I find this often works.
seeing you found i or the remark to be rude, you do realise who insinuated the other to have an already seemignly low standard. though on what basis at that point i dont know. mind you i find sarcasm here tricky to discern as well as to express. perhaps i should learn to use smileys more often. in any case your response if much appreciated.
I'm really not a fan of the one night stand'in, but I'll try to help here. First off, it sounds like you need to work on targeting the lass at the bar that is receptive to a quick trip to your flat and pounding the bedsheets. Why waste your time on the girls that are obviously NOT going to go home with you? This is more instinct and experience IMHO. Secondly, you can only gauge your probable success rate by how the first few minutes of conversation goes. If she's really into you and talks your ear off, you're on the right track. After you get comfortable, suggest that the club is a bit loud and you were thinking about having a drink and watching a bit of telly at your flat. If she wants to fuck you, she'll jump at this.
Please, please - have safe sex. Use a condom every time, and enjoy life... because our lives are way too short.
I'd say "Nice shoes. Want to fuck?"
Or "Holy crap I'm dying and only a good hard shag can save me. Maybe two good hard shags, just to make sure."
If I had a 32" penis I'd be using it as a lasso and coraling women into my bed.
YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAWWWWW!
Worked for me on Friday night :thumb:
Seriously though, I never like to approach the situation in a "so do you wanna come and stay at mine?" way. The last time I brought a girl home, we had been chatting about Family Guy during the evening so I asked her if she wanted to come back and watch some Family Guy with me. That's a foolproof technique in getting girls back to your place - Family Guy.
It's even worse when they say "come walk me into town till I get the bus out the road" :shocking: :yuck:
Ask them to come back to yours for Coffee and then stick 'em in a Microwave and they're gagging for it, like in the Rustlers advert!