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3 guesses what hurts more than 1 broken toe

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
2 that's what!!!

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow god damn OUCH!!!
aaaaaaaaahyahyahayahayfrstknozzlekloop!!!!

*phew* just just bloody typical that is, there i were playing with my dog when up comes this big fuck off door frame and kicks me right smack bang on the foot! Not only did i have to endure the most blinding pain ever while calling for a mate to drive me to hospital (i'm home alone), not only did i have to wait 3 hours to get it looked out onced they'd realised it wasn't fatal, not ONLY do i now have a package slapped on my foot the size scousers beer gut...but i also feel like a right wally to boot <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

I think i'll go and drown my pain in beer, do excuse me

P.S.

OUCH!!

LIFE: Quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing

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  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    3 things that hurt more

    1) breaking your arm in 3 places

    2) getting your testicles stuck in a cement mixer

    3) pouring scolding water over yourself

    i HAVE ONLT ENCOUNTERED THE 1ST ONE THANK GOD

    If You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how did u manage to do that, JsT? 3 places <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    [*] wrist
    [*] mid-point
    [*] just before the elbow

    If You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I feel for ya monkey_boy, I broke my big toe a few years back and it really hurt. Hope it gets better soon <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time, and have the time of you're life!
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    (((((((((((((monkey boy)))))))))))))) (avoiding the toes)

    bad door frame!!!

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    ive broken my arm before, in the most stupid way. i was 3 years old, and sitting on the 2nd to last step on our stairs, looking up to the top where mum was hoovering. and i had my arm bent underneath me somehow, and i slipped (off this 2nd stair from the bottom), and there was this almighty crack and there was my arm, broken! i do nt remember that part though, just the twisting about tryign to see my mum at the top of the stairs!

    so along came my dad home from work on his mealbreak, in his police car (him being a policeman!), and he ended up taking me to the hospital, 25 miles away, with the blue lights going!! hehe...

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ((((monkey))))

    dus it hurt dat bad?

    i broke my finger once, and i didn't even know, until it swelled up and my dad made me go 4 an x-ray.

    The more sand that escapes through the hourglass of time, the clearer we should be able to see through it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it actually doesn't hurt that much any more, it's just one big fuck off swollen lump, eurgh, looks like a plum.

    I once broke my arm too, i was on this huge quad bike with my mate and we were in this field whizzing round stupidly fast, jumping off hillocks and everything and then a rogue bump came out of nowhere, both right hand side wheels hit it, we go up in the air, spin 180 degrees and as we come down i instinctively put my hand out to the ground and i snap my wrist clean in 2

    which was fun, it was actually really cool (expect for the pain) and i can make it go clikaclikaclika now hehehe, which everyone hates <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    LIFE: Quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once broke my wrist on two places. Was playing with friends in school on this playground-thingie.

    ----
    ./\ <- it'll probably look bad, but the thing is simular to this. lol

    It didn't really hurt at first, I was only very shocked. Untill it started to swell, I was dying the day after. urks
    Two weeks later I had to go to one of those re-reposition operations. My arm wasn't healing too well <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    My fav thing to break has been theeth tho, especially the front teeth. Broke them at first when I was 5... Had to be pulled out, was missing two teeth for two years, very nice... Unfortunately I don't have many pictures of me in that state <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    I think I was 8 when I broke them again, yAy!! Now I only got half of my front teeth not fake <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; Got to do this again someday.

    <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

    -Faf

    [This message has been edited by Fáfnir VII (edited 21-01-2001).]
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    that sounds painful MB! at least you broke yours in a proper way and not just sitting on some stairs!!

    faf, what do you wanna go and break teeth for?! lol.. my brother got his front teeth kicked out by a girl doing a cartwheel far too close to him! im happy to say all my teeth are my own and there havent been any breakages <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    oh i did hit my chin really hard once when i fell down, i forgot about the use of hands and just dive bombed the concrete with my chin. and now if you feel the point of my chin, theres a little bit missing! not sure where the chip went... my body must have digested it or something!! nice!

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:

    faf, what do you wanna go and break teeth for?! lol.. my brother got his front teeth kicked out by a girl doing a cartwheel far too close to him! im happy to say all my teeth are my own and there havent been any breakages <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    oh i did hit my chin really hard once when i fell down, i forgot about the use of hands and just dive bombed the concrete with my chin. and now if you feel the point of my chin, theres a little bit missing! not sure where the chip went... my body must have digested it or something!! nice!


    I thought that breaking them again would just be nice, my Icelandic teacher keeps saying some shit about things happening thrice. Anf if I finish the teeth as soon as possible I can start thinking about something else =)

    ack, doesn't exactly sound like a fun thing to do <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; I managed to scratch my forehead when playing basketball once... I still bear the scar as a reminder of my stupidity..

    I fell off a horse two years ago, and for weeks after I had this thing (never knew what it was) below my knee, it was like a rock under my skin :P Then it went away, slowly and well, there was a 'hole' there afterwards but I think it's gone now <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    Anyways, 15 mins till my (am trying not to curse) english class starts... better get going <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    -Faf

    Brennt barn forðast eldinn

    [This message has been edited by Fáfnir VII (edited 23-01-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i heard that sum ppl dont even rwealise that they broke there toe.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahhh bless! if its any consolation i have badly bruised three fingers and they've gone all black!!!!

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about a disc lesion, arthritis in the shoulder & hands, spondilitis, hardly any skin from the shin down & a knee worn down to the bone?

    j9
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    never good j9 <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

    *throws a hug in the direction of bedfordshire!*

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I BROKE 3 RIBS FALLING DOWN A MAN HOLE!
    GOT MY HAIR PULLED OUT BY A CAR WINDOW SCREEN IN A CAR CRASH (BROKE THE WINDOW SCREEN WITH MY HEAD) AND HAD AN EMERGENCY APPENDECTIMY! OH YEH AND SMASHED MY ANKLE BONE! ALL IN 1 YEAR! :EEK:

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.. nice year for u leanne..

    i broke my wrist like 4 times.. my hand about 20 times. my ankle 1ce n been stabbed. out of them have to say a atomach ache would have to b the worst
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope I'm not going to get flamed for this, but Leanne, would you mind releasing the caps lock on your keyboard.

    Lower case is easier to read & it looks like you are shouting.

    Thank you <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    j9

    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9:
    I hope I'm not going to get flamed for this, but Leanne, would you mind releasing the caps lock on your keyboard.

    Lower case is easier to read & it looks like you are shouting.

    Thank you <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    sorry i dont realise im doing it! im not shouting honestly i wouldnt like to upset anyone im not that type of person! just tell us if there is anything else i can do for anyone!


    j9


  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe just 1 more thing.. write outside the quotes.. always confuses me other ways <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh yeah n 1 thing else... any chance of some money?? <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru


    your funny! i havent got any money myself so sorry i cant help you on that one!
    P.S great sense of humour!!!


    LUV LEA
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so how do you keep breaking your wrist, hand? it must hurt!

    LUV LEA
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