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Being Bad With Sex or silly accidents?
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Ok, so, basically i am bored, and i have a cold or flu, i can't tell what it will be and i feel crappy at moment, so i want to see some light-heartedness going on here.
So, have you ever been bad in a sex way or had a silly accident?
For example;
Any girls had sex with some one, then gone and had another guy (or girl) go down on them and give them oral, just because they could?
Or
Any guys had sex with a girl in her parents bed and just accidentally blown his load all over the sheets and pillows because they closed their eyes and missed the girl completely?
Yeah, i know, lame examples, but im tired and can't think at all!
Before you ask, the only thing i can think of right now that i have done is have sex with a girlfriend back when i was at university and it was in her families car in the passenger seat and i accidentally slipped out of her and shot some of my load over her dashboard and windscreen!
So, have you ever been bad in a sex way or had a silly accident?
For example;
Any girls had sex with some one, then gone and had another guy (or girl) go down on them and give them oral, just because they could?
Or
Any guys had sex with a girl in her parents bed and just accidentally blown his load all over the sheets and pillows because they closed their eyes and missed the girl completely?
Yeah, i know, lame examples, but im tired and can't think at all!
Before you ask, the only thing i can think of right now that i have done is have sex with a girlfriend back when i was at university and it was in her families car in the passenger seat and i accidentally slipped out of her and shot some of my load over her dashboard and windscreen!
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But thats just me being greedy.
That has happened to me. It really is not funny :impissed: My eye hurt for days
tell funny sex stories
I dont really have any funny ones....I think the best ive got is me and bf were drivin out at about 9pm in middle of nowhere, we pulled up and things started heating up, so we got out of car and we had sex over a fence, then as we were both getting to a climax we saw headlights so literally had to run into the car!! which was locked so it took ages - im sure the people in the car knew what we were doing!
anyway ive told all mine. theyre not funny anymore
Your a bloke, you have a cold.
This is not that bad but in the jacuzzi at a gym a few years ago I sat on the bubbles and gave myself an orgasm. The jacuzzi was full and I'm sure no one noticed!
It's always around about the cumshot time too, when it gets dead vigorus.
Gutted.
Funniest thing i have heard since i last watched mock of the week!
hahaha, thats awesome.
No its worse when the bed backs onto a radiator and the room next door can hear what you getting up to (as could probably the rest of the B&B we where in)
Same as me!
Hayfevers a bitch