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Valentines Day - Bed Room sauciness!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Heya
Just want some kinky/saucy of things i can do for my man
on valentines day hehe!

E.g strip tease, underwear ect...

We're been togother over 2 years now! and we're engaged i just want to give him a valentines to never forget hehe!

So any saucy ideas that pop in to your heads could be a really good help!

Thanks
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I guess it all depends what he likes :] Teasing is good...start of slow with a massage with some nice oils, that will start things off...

    Striptease! Go for it, it would definetly get things started. I don't think I'd be brave enough to do that in front of my boyfriend, lol.

    xxx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cherrypops wrote:
    I guess it all depends what he likes :] Teasing is good...start of slow with a massage with some nice oils, that will start things off...

    Striptease! Go for it, it would definetly get things started. I don't think I'd be brave enough to do that in front of my boyfriend, lol.

    xxx

    got any other ideas then!!?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Handcuff and blindfolds, depends if you both like that sort of thing though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    up the arse?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    up the arse?

    no thanks
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soapy tit wank?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soapy tit wank?

    No! Bad Suzy! Bad Suzy!

    When a bloke gets soap in his japs eye and you take a piss you piss razor blades and it is fucking crippling!

    I know this coz I once had a wank with soap.

    k. fanx- :flirt: :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makoto wrote:
    No! Bad Suzy! Bad Suzy!

    When a bloke gets soap in his japs eye and you take a piss you piss razor blades and it is fucking crippling!

    I know this coz I once had a wank with soap.

    k. fanx- :flirt: :wave:

    god can people help
    wiv mi question plz
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    god can people help
    wiv mi question plz
    No.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Wank him off with a cheese grater.
    Then use it on his nipples for added effect.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then use it on his nipples for added effect.

    *makes notes* :chin:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Then use it on his nipples for added effect.
    I'm hard just thinking bout it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We're been togother over 2 years now! and we're engaged i just want to give him a valentines to never forget hehe!
    yes we know
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i find that too.
    Just a bit disappointed that my *special trick* is known by others too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Send him suggestive text messages all day, turn up at his door with a bottle of plonk wearing just a coat, drop your coat "happy valentines day"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bring a friend along - preferably female...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    Send him suggestive text messages all day, turn up at his door with a bottle of plonk wearing just a coat, drop your coat "happy valentines day"

    :thumb:

    When I asked my OH what his Valentine's Day fantasy was he said "a dress made of out of cornish pasties". But I doubt I'll go for that, somehow :D

    The important thing to decide is if you're going for the element of suspense or surprise. F'rinstance suspense would be a sloooow drawn out lapdance or similar and surprise would be turning up on his doorstep in a long coat and sexy underwear (or nowt) underneath. You could always combine the two!

    I always think if in doubt, lapdance-striptease-tying him up and torturing him (in a good way) always goes down a treat, so if you're up for that it's always a winner.

    If you do decide to do a striptease/lapdance sheband then depending on the mood you're going for... I'd say slinky, sexy and teasing works well with warm dim light or candlelight and soft music. Or you can go to the other end of the scale - and for full on filthy, dirty, sleazy raunch - with the whole red light bulb affair. That has always been my preference when I, er, perform until my ex said that it looked like I was open for business from outside (total buzz killer). Twit.

    A couple of shandies are good for dutch courage (though not so much that you go arse over tit). Music is always good - helps you move in a rhythmic way and emphasises what your doing. You could always do a bit of sex-kitten type singing if it takes your fancy, my fella likes that and is so appreciative that I've even stopped feeling like a complete tit doing it. My friends always laugh at this but I think Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer is the best lapdancing song ever, works for me anyway - I can move like a pro[fessional] to it. Let's Get it Ooooooon is an oldie but goodie. Or Goldfrapp. Or Cream by Prince ;) Whatever you fancy really.

    Attire-wise I go for high heels, stockings and suspenders, short skirt (never, ever attempt to strip in trousers unless they're those velcro jobbies, it's very unsexy). Sluttier the better I say but obviously it's all about preferences - both yours and his.

    I would suggest tying him up to a chair with some silk scarves - then just going for it. Don't touch him at first while you're dancing or allow him to touch you (made impossible - obviously - if you've tied him to the chair) though you can get right up close and personal to get him really worked up. Once you decide he's been antagonised enough you can go on to tease him with your lips and fingers, depending on your state of undress at this point you can brush your nipples up against his chest. But don't touch his little fella until he is thoroughly, thoroughly worked up. If you keep your touches light he will probably get more aroused than if you're rough, draw it out as long as you please, if you enjoy the feeling of being in control then you might end up wanting to make it last longer than is good for him. I suppose it's about teasing rather than torturing.

    I don't know if you're into this but if you like then perhaps you could use a vibrator on yourself as well or touch yourself in front of him. Not being able to reach out and touch you is a bit of a turn-on (to understate it).

    Once the agony is over you can release him from the chair and... well basically do whatever the hell you like! A lovely little treat (for both of you) is a champagne blow job. Veuve Clicquot running down his chest, him pouring it on your chest, a glass dribbled over his, er, manhood (hello Jackie Collins :D) The bubbles... the bubbles!

    Think I'm going to go and lie down before I keel over at the memories.

    But whatever you do, have fun - the pair of you. I'm sure he'll be as eager to please as you are :)
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I can't believe my cheesegrater post got removed :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    :thumb:

    When I asked my OH what his Valentine's Day fantasy was he said "a dress made of out of cornish pasties". But I doubt I'll go for that, somehow :D

    The important thing to decide is if you're going for the element of suspense or surprise. F'rinstance suspense would be a sloooow drawn out lapdance or similar and surprise would be turning up on his doorstep in a long coat and sexy underwear (or nowt) underneath. You could always combine the two!

    I always think if in doubt, lapdance-striptease-tying him up and torturing him (in a good way) always goes down a treat, so if you're up for that it's always a winner.

    If you do decide to do a striptease/lapdance sheband then depending on the mood you're going for... I'd say slinky, sexy and teasing works well with warm dim light or candlelight and soft music. Or you can go to the other end of the scale - and for full on filthy, dirty, sleazy raunch - with the whole red light bulb affair. That has always been my preference when I, er, perform until my ex said that it looked like I was open for business from outside (total buzz killer). Twit.

    A couple of shandies are good for dutch courage (though not so much that you go arse over tit). Music is always good - helps you move in a rhythmic way and emphasises what your doing. You could always do a bit of sex-kitten type singing if it takes your fancy, my fella likes that and is so appreciative that I've even stopped feeling like a complete tit doing it. My friends always laugh at this but I think Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer is the best lapdancing song ever, works for me anyway - I can move like a pro[fessional] to it. Let's Get it Ooooooon is an oldie but goodie. Or Goldfrapp. Or Cream by Prince ;) Whatever you fancy really.

    Attire-wise I go for high heels, stockings and suspenders, short skirt (never, ever attempt to strip in trousers unless they're those velcro jobbies, it's very unsexy). Sluttier the better I say but obviously it's all about preferences - both yours and his.

    I would suggest tying him up to a chair with some silk scarves - then just going for it. Don't touch him at first while you're dancing or allow him to touch you (made impossible - obviously - if you've tied him to the chair) though you can get right up close and personal to get him really worked up. Once you decide he's been antagonised enough you can go on to tease him with your lips and fingers, depending on your state of undress at this point you can brush your nipples up against his chest. But don't touch his little fella until he is thoroughly, thoroughly worked up. If you keep your touches light he will probably get more aroused than if you're rough, draw it out as long as you please, if you enjoy the feeling of being in control then you might end up wanting to make it last longer than is good for him. I suppose it's about teasing rather than torturing.

    I don't know if you're into this but if you like then perhaps you could use a vibrator on yourself as well or touch yourself in front of him. Not being able to reach out and touch you is a bit of a turn-on (to understate it).

    Once the agony is over you can release him from the chair and... well basically do whatever the hell you like! A lovely little treat (for both of you) is a champagne blow job. Veuve Clicquot running down his chest, him pouring it on your chest, a glass dribbled over his, er, manhood (hello Jackie Collins :D) The bubbles... the bubbles!

    Think I'm going to go and lie down before I keel over at the memories.

    But whatever you do, have fun - the pair of you. I'm sure he'll be as eager to please as you are :)

    Thanks hun thats really helpful!

    Do you know any good underwear sites?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a blow job!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks hun thats really helpful!

    Do you know any good underwear sites?

    For sexy/pretty try figleaves, for raunchy try ann summers or love honey
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm continually amazed at your inability to think for yourself. I'm amazed you manage to put one foot in front of another without someone telling you what to do.

    There's a whole section on sex. This thread has been done a million times. Why are you so special that you don't have to bother reading all that and doing a search before spamming us?

    Go and buy a copy of More, like every other girl your age does. At least then you might learn how to write something approaching English.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shouldnt you think about sexy things for your other half all year round not just on valentines day? And doesnt it just come from knowing your other half not just moves you learn from other people? Another persons turn on is another persons turn off ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dobbin wrote:
    Tried a new thing on my guy last night (yes, we patched things up) and he LOVED it. I was giving him a blow job and started french kissing his entire cock, started at the head and worked my way down and he nearly exploded, i was so proud of myself! So yes, try that. Or of course you can dress up (Ann Summers sell some really sexy stuff by Knickerbox which is really classy, no crotchless stuff!), try dressing up and stripping in front of a mirror so he can see your bum as you take everything off. Then drag him up to the mirror and have sex in front of it! I love it when we do that when Im all dressed up in stockings and he takes me from behind. It's like watching your own porn film, a big turn on! ;)

    I hope you are watching him, not yourself in the mirror :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dobbin wrote:
    Tried a new thing on my guy last night (yes, we patched things up) and he LOVED it. I was giving him a blow job and started french kissing his entire cock, started at the head and worked my way down and he nearly exploded, i was so proud of myself! So yes, try that. Or of course you can dress up (Ann Summers sell some really sexy stuff by Knickerbox which is really classy, no crotchless stuff!), try dressing up and stripping in front of a mirror so he can see your bum as you take everything off. Then drag him up to the mirror and have sex in front of it! I love it when we do that when Im all dressed up in stockings and he takes me from behind. It's like watching your own porn film, a big turn on! ;)
    try going from the base to the head next time, builds the anticipation up more!! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    squeal wrote:
    I hope you are watching him, not yourself in the mirror :p

    Cheeky! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dobbin wrote:
    Tried a new thing on my guy last night (yes, we patched things up) and he LOVED it. I was giving him a blow job and started french kissing his entire cock, started at the head and worked my way down and he nearly exploded, i was so proud of myself! So yes, try that. Or of course you can dress up (Ann Summers sell some really sexy stuff by Knickerbox which is really classy, no crotchless stuff!), try dressing up and stripping in front of a mirror so he can see your bum as you take everything off. Then drag him up to the mirror and have sex in front of it! I love it when we do that when Im all dressed up in stockings and he takes me from behind. It's like watching your own porn film, a big turn on! ;)

    Omg lol i was actually thinking bout doing something like that it popped into my head when i was lying in bed thinking of something new to try hehe!
    Well knowing that it works i defently will be hehe! Least i know someone with the same ideas as me
    Thanks x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why have we got 2 threads on more or less the same subject?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you could always try the 'cleveland steamer' :p
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