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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If you had a pub, what would you call it ?

The White Swallow or The Spread Eagle spring to mind :naughty:

or maybe The Chivalrous Letch after just reading a post.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best one i've heard is a pub the other side of town called the vat and fiddle :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The cake lounge
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best name for a pub would be "Strippers inside"
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    The Tits and Feathers :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best one I've heard is The Fawcett Inn :D

    I think I would probably call mine The Pub. The Pissed-up Twat would be alright I suppose.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    If you had a pub, what would you call it ?

    The White Swallow or The Spread Eagle spring to mind :naughty:

    or maybe The Chivalrous Letch after just reading a post.

    Today a friend in math excersises at Uni told me if he ever opens up a bar, he calls it Double Penetration.

    There was some backstory with a cocktail he wanted to create, that really fucks you over (in the drinking not the sexual sense)... or something.

    I make up a irish pub called "Ye olde tavern". Austrians dig stupid outlandish cultural rip-offs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Séan Óg's.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I make up a irish pub called "Ye olde tavern". Austrians dig stupid outlandish cultural rip-offs.

    Haha, this is true. My fave pub in Austria was called Kenn i' di, how I miss it and its frothy beer :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Swan and Tomato
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Haha, this is true. My fave pub in Austria was called Kenn i' di, how I miss it and its frothy beer :(

    Well, I shouldn't badmouth as I'm in the "Paddy O'Briens" aka Paddys myself frequently. Nothing beats a pint for 1,80€ and shots for 1€ :D

    When are you in austria again, love? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The flying Jarvey

    And as Leo Sayer put it Evvvvvvvery hour is haaaaaappy hour
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'The Pub'... Stop you getting confused when you've numbed a few brain-cells of an evening
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    Well, I shouldn't badmouth as I'm in the "Paddy O'Briens" aka Paddys myself frequently. Nothing beats a pint for 1,80€ and shots for 1€ :D

    When are you in austria again, love? ;)

    This year sometime for sure, I have promised myself! Then we can meet for Kaffee und Kuchen (or beer and those disgusting salamis with ketchup already in the packet) and go skipping through the gardens at the Belvedere :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The White House
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'the pigs snout' :p or something along those lines!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    This year sometime for sure, I have promised myself! Then we can meet for Kaffee und Kuchen (or beer and those disgusting salamis with ketchup already in the packet) and go skipping through the gardens at the Belvedere :razz:

    Well, we will do it like I did last year. Take a car battery and an AC/DC 230V transformer (or however you call it). I take my 50W Amplifier with me, we get you an E-Ukulele and play hard tunes in the middle of Schönbrunn, until security removes us.

    It's gonna be awesome. Let me know when you've set a date :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Nuclear Arms
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Free the paedos
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    The Spread Eagle is a pub near me, as a matter of fact.

    I would call it "X WING ZOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    Well, we will do it like I did last year. Take a car battery and an AC/DC 230V transformer (or however you call it). I take my 50W Amplifier with me, we get you an E-Ukulele and play hard tunes in the middle of Schönbrunn, until security removes us.

    It's gonna be awesome. Let me know when you've set a date :)

    You're on :thumb: I will let you know soon as!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote:
    'The Pub'... Stop you getting confused when you've numbed a few brain-cells of an evening

    theres a pub in manchester called The Pub, or else there used to be, just near the footage off oxford road.

    my fave pub name round here is "The Fanny Grey" always makes me chuckle, its got a picture of a horse on it as well.

    Theres also "The little white horse" which has a MASSIVE horse thing stuck on the side, kinda ironic, its even bigger than a real size horse.

    my pub would be called "The Bottle Top" purely because it was the first place i ever got served for underage alcohol in.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    "Fairy and Hylian"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just thought of a pub close to my house. It's called "Case is altered".
    Weird!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Free the paedos
    :lol: Come on superhands, lets get you some more crack
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've seen one called, "The Old Cock Inn"

    I wonder if it lives up to its name... :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Theres one on the bonny banks of Loch Lomond called "the stagger inn"
    I thought that was a rather excellent name.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've seen one called, "The Old Cock Inn"

    So if they were looking for a new landlady.... Landlady required to keep The Old Cock Inn !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Every saturday I go to the Cock & Pye to watch the footie....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    So if they were looking for a new landlady.... Landlady required to keep The Old Cock Inn !


    Yeah, I'd love to see that :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, I'd love to see that :lol:

    2002-11-07Old-Cock-Inn.jpg

    Happy?
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