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Oh The Shame.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
ARGH ARGH ARGH.

Really like this lad and I thiiiiiiiink he may like me...

I just sent him this in the form of a text..

"It may be the cider and no dinner talking,m but here is an ego booster for you. Everytime I see you it's harder and harder to proper not jump your bones. And I never use that patter on anyone. Haha. You on a bus home? Thank you for not puttin up too much of a fight in walking me to the bus stop x"

then upon no reply - after 2 minutes - I text this...

"Oh god, did I actually text you that?!Haha merde!Thou shall have a fishy on a little dishy thou shall have a fishy when the boat comes iiiiiiin x"

He just text back saying "Ta, I'm on a bus home sorry I couldn't stay out later" etc.

Argh this was an effort and a half to write and how good is Robots In Disguise - La Nuit??!

Love you guuuuuys, I'm drunk on 2 pints of cider and no dinner hahahahahahaha.

I sooo so so so sfancy thuis guy omg. He's so hot. Sigh. A guy I used to shag even commented on how hot he was when I was at the pub tonight!
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ETA - Mods, can this get moved to Relationships? Haha, sorrrrrrrrrryyyy. :blush:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuuuuuuck I just text him some french lyrics, please someone sit on my phone. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    french lyrics?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    La nuit
    Cette nuit
    Oh nuit - ho la nuit sans fin!

    :blush: Oh dear...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're a mooncat.

    If he likes you, he shouldn't give a fuck. Just depends on whether he sees it as 'quirky' or 'mentally disturbed'... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    You're a mooncat.

    If he likes you, he shouldn't give a fuck. Just depends on whether he sees it as 'quirky' or 'mentally disturbed'... ;)
    yeh you write some weird shit! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahahahahaha. You make me laugh sometimes Beckkkyy <3
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    you wee nutter :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you never know.. insanity might turn him on :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah he'll still be interested as he's equally as odd.
    God he's so hot. His hotness takes a shit on everyone else's hotness.
    Oh you bet I did just type that.
    He's not picking up when I called to apologise for texting scampi lyrics.
    Ooer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stop calling now!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    He's not picking up when I called to apologise for texting scampi lyrics.
    Ooer.
    lol you've just confessed to him how much you fancy him.. then you send french lyrics and now you're phoning him up... :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    lol you've just confessed to him how much you fancy him.. then you send french lyrics and now you're phoning him up... :no:
    I've dumped for less!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yea, don't scare the wee bastard off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seriously Becky, put the phone down...!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only phoned ooooooooonce ya fiends. And he'll still email me tomorrow. Mark my woooooords. :p
    Hee hee.
    This was a hilarious night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    lol you've just confessed to him how much you fancy him.. then you send french lyrics and now you're phoning him up... :no:

    LMAO Omg, I just reread that and omg I totally forgot I sent him French lyrics too....hahahahhahahaha. This is amaaaaaaaaze. He'll remind me of this in the morning. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Thou shall have a fishy on a little dishy thou shall have a fishy when the boat comes iiiiiiin x"

    :yeees:

    Smooth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahah, he's equally as mental as me. He'll love it.
    He's just KO'd right now cause he was working a 13 hour shift at work and still wanted to see me after it! hee hee! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You talk in a crazy tongue when you are drunk, girl.

    shouldn't have texted him the second fishy text and give away that you're completely dense.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So did he email you/mention your crazyness?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Becky this thread made me laugh like a loon :D

    amazing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahaha, he emailed me a bit today and we were chatting about how 10cc who created such hits as "I Don't Like Cricket, I Love It" got their name. It's something to do with the amount of spunk a bloke shoots out when he ejaculates.

    He told me this cause we both have an obscene love for The Mighty Boosh where Bob Fossil dances to it and I emailed him lyrics and we chatted a bit. No mention of the text or owt.

    Argh, I was so drunk last night. Hahah. I held his hand in an affectionate manner whilst I dragged him to the bus stop. Maaaaaaaaaan, I'd much prefer to wait until we're both monged to bring up this unfortunate turn of events. :razz:

    But saying that whenever he's drunk avec me he always gets over affectionate and says daft things tooooo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    10cc who created such hits as "I Don't Like Cricket, I Love It"

    The song is called 'Dreadlock Holiday'. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote:
    The song is called 'Dreadlock Holiday'. :p

    Get out of my thread. :impissed:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote:
    The song is called 'Dreadlock Holiday'. :p
    was gonna say that.

    and now im gonna have it going through my head all night :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    was gonna say that.

    and now im gonna have it going through my head all night :lol:

    You gerrout, too. :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Hahaha, he emailed me a bit today and we were chatting about how 10cc who created such hits as "I Don't Like Cricket, I Love It" got their name. It's something to do with the amount of spunk a bloke shoots out when he ejaculates.

    He told me this cause we both have an obscene love for The Mighty Boosh where Bob Fossil dances to it and I emailed him lyrics and we chatted a bit. No mention of the text or owt.

    Argh, I was so drunk last night. Hahah. I held his hand in an affectionate manner whilst I dragged him to the bus stop. Maaaaaaaaaan, I'd much prefer to wait until we're both monged to bring up this unfortunate turn of events. :razz:

    But saying that whenever he's drunk avec me he always gets over affectionate and says daft things tooooo.


    Maybe he likes you too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, and I would like a pic of this very hot guy kthnxplz :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe he likes you too?

    I know he does like me, I've been seeing him on/off for just over 2 months now. It's just getting to the point where I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally proper like him and want it to be a bit more exclusive like.

    Sigh, he's so hot. Haha. He's travelled all around Australia, Thailand...lived in London is a professional chef and is in two bands and dresses SO SO well.

    His chat is hilarious and he's improved on his kissing and shagging and I want to have his kids. Well maybe not that extreme but he makes me swoon ohso much. :razz:

    I need to find a good photo of him but all his MySpace/mates' MySpaces doesn't do him justice ha. I'll get one later. :yes:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Becky do me a favour, when you are planning to go out, pass me your phone and ill look after it for you til the morning :thumb:
    But its a good sign he emailed you back, chuffed for you chick, hope it all works our proper bo for yo! xx
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