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Which circle of hell are you going to?

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  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,101 I eat threads for breakfast
    5th
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

    Not too bad
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    6th level - judging by the comentary afterwards it turns out i'm a complete non believer who's a malicious, lustful little bastard. Not wrong then :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Level 2.

    How depressing. Obviously I need corrupting...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

    Thats not good is it ?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was me thinking I was the worst...

    Purgatory - very low
    1 - very low
    2 - extreme
    3 - high
    4 - high
    5 - very high
    6 - extreme
    7 - extreme
    8 - extreme
    9 - extreme

    And I ended up in level 8
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wyetry wrote:
    Thunderstruck I simply dont' understand how your not joining me in the burning pits its not fair am I really that bad?

    Yeah you're gonna burn.

    I was honest about my previous misdermeanours but I feel it's my repentence that's going to save my arse.

    I'll take the test again:

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What a load of BS!! :grump:

    Fifth Level of Hell


    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

    No fair! Girl-on-girl action is acceptable but not man-on-man? Pah! :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote:
    And I ended up in level 8

    You sure you're the right person to be a moderator? Maybe you ought to be running an extreme porn site ... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah you're gonna burn.

    I have thought long and hard about it and i'm not THAT bad clearly its either my non belief in god and the afterlife or my love of food that is getting me in to trouble......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wyetry wrote:
    its either my non belief in god and the afterlife or my love of food that is getting me in to trouble......

    Something tells me it's the former...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well who wants to spend their life with a lot of people who talk to you about god all the time - I fear the underworld may well be the place for me at least they let you eat food
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    8 But almost all of My answers wear saintly:confused::confused::confused::confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    7th level for me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    8 But almost all of My answers wear saintly:confused::confused::confused::confused:

    Same, tis why I am confused :(
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    8 But almost all of My answers wear saintly:confused::confused::confused::confused:
    Maybe it classes you with liars :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Seventh Level of Hell


    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    I don't get it, i'm a pacifist and a Christian! Is because i'm bi??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Same as satehen, 7th. Apparently I am very lustful and violent- I can see the lustful bit, but violent? :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Level 8 for me lol
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    I am too evil for Hell.

    As such, I shall be immortal. I'd dominate Hell and take over... as such... it is easier to let me live forever and dominate the world!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I am too evil for Hell.

    As such, I shall be immortal. I'd dominate Hell and take over... as such... it is easier to let me live forever and dominate the world!


    :yeees: :razz:
  • BunnieBunnie TheSite's sweetie pie Posts: 6,099
    Level 3 for me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah damn, only level 2, sounds like everyone here lives a more develish life than me :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit what a load of Godless heathen you lot are.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Level 7 for me. That's a bit poo
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    6 :nervous:
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