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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    Thank you unregistered newbie, who was reading the thread :) so I found it again.

    I was wondering where this one had popped up from again ;)

    Ok... random texts...

    The last one I recieved: "Yeah, I saw it :) I'm sat watching my kids fight. stealing each others woolly hats..."

    "Had a stupidly hot curry last night. It was one of the mild sauces in the kit!" This is from my ex, for whom I bought a kit with loads of really hot curry stuff, including stuff made out of the world's hottest chillies or something...

    "That's what they all say!" From a friend who I just told about my walking into a door accident :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "No it was cold, fucking northern monkeys"

    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    "I gave befo thinking me your coal alk fax"

    It's a game me and a guy have been playing

    :naughty:

    Vicky and I thought you were such a nice girl....:)

    Sent: Tattoo has finally stopped itching

    Recieved: Well u kno if u dont want to go ill uncross my toes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "hello you ignorant barstool, a reply wouldn't go amiss you know since i am stuck on craggy fucking island doing the laundry. it's like eastenders complete with fag smoking septugenarian (albeit a male one). fabulous dahling!"

    "Hip hop hooray, what's on the agenda for this weekend? I am undecided, fancy a boozy one though! When you gonna come on hols? Ramsay Street is calling and I miss you like the deserts miss the rian. Ho ho no."

    Last one I sent:

    "Six pints of blue top and a double decker! x"

    Excitement :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    " Stop calling me itchyface"

    from my little sis who has chicken pox for the first time at 17
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    "hello you ignorant barstool, [...]"


    :lol::lol:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    ignorant barstool
    Captain Haddock? Is that you? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its so cold :s Don'y eat my bird seed, I left it in your bag. Hows the tidying going? I really dont like public transport :( Xxxx - Boyfriend

    If you have found this phone on the floor of a toilet and nicked it, thats not very nice is it you pot bellied wanglecunk? Why dont you go back to Russia and poison someone else you flame retardant chemically induced coma bucket? - Mark. Turned out I had left my mobby with my bf so he gotit. Ahhaha

    Grrr she a bit fat and bleh lol her Myspazz pics lie|! Hows bowlin goin? xx - ma friend Steve. He's sucha shlut! He was on a bad date at the time.

    Sent to Mark - Am back. My fam r miserable cuntz x
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,263 Skive's The Limit
    "Help! I'm hanging out my arse "

    My mate at work, the night after we got seriously pissed.
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Full of corpses.



    Long story
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep getting ones a from a friend of mine asking who I am. :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    K not too early like 10 max - Nite x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Ha ha. It's a good job i have a coat on my lap in this train." - a fellow siter ;)

    "Nipples! :D"- some over excited 18 yr old :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    umm last one on my phone reads

    "hey! just letting you know the flight was fine and got here safe and sound! the resort is brilliant by the way! good with family but if i had a gf it would be a brilliant place to go together! xx " :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Firstly, no I am not gunna suck on your chocolate salted balls, cos you have asked that before and they aint chocolate coated. Secondly answer your mother fuckin shit bollock phone when I ring it or reply to my fuck cunt pissy txt!

    From a mate last night trying to arrange our night out... he loves me! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Yep. Sounds good to me hun. I'll come by yours later, that ok? xx"

    Pub tonight, wahey.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Have a paper hat".

    Oh yes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Hey Danny, my bf wont kill u, he takes it as compliment when other people like me. I hope your having a good time at home and feeling christmassy! x"

    :o

    I had a feeling i sent her a text message while pissed on monday night, now i know i did. I hate drunken text messages...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Was nice talking to you, megagob :p xx"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    "Ha ha. It's a good job i have a coat on my lap in this train." - a fellow siter ;)

    hmmmmmmmm, that does sound familiar :D but im not so sure. Poor short term memory.

    :thumb:
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