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What horrible things have you come across in your room...
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...whilst looking for something else?
I found a pair of my exe's boxers this morning under my bed whilst looking for something else :sour: They were clean (he always kept a few pairs here) but I thought I had thrown them away when we split up a year ago.
They ended up being thrown across my room in disgust when I realised what they were
I found a pair of my exe's boxers this morning under my bed whilst looking for something else :sour: They were clean (he always kept a few pairs here) but I thought I had thrown them away when we split up a year ago.
They ended up being thrown across my room in disgust when I realised what they were
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A milk bottle hidden on the window sill with what looked like cheese inside
Not in my bedroom but in the living room a week or so there was a horrible smell like sick, we searched for ages and it turned out a cup of tea with the dregs left in had been left on top of the stereo which is ancient and heats up so the old tea had been heated up repeatedly and enough mould to fill the whole cup had grown in 2 days It was minging
Also, not exactly my room, but I once found an old banana in the bottom of my bag Let's just say it wasn't entirely recognisable as a banana anymore, and it's lucky that bag had a waterproof lining...
I am quite tidy for a guy.
It was more like a day actually. The evening after it happened. The thing is I'd had friends come and go before i discovered it when i went to do my washing!
One morning my dad's cat chased a cat that had entered the house. Later that day my dad found out that the scared hat had shat itself while running, and there was crap all over the living room.
A family friend was over today and they had noticed a rancid smell for a few days then went to explore the loft and a rhuge rat had died, was infested with maggots and its decomposing body fluids had seeped through the floorboards of the roof space. Her husband was sick 5 times after dealing with it!
I found some old letters and various crap from an ex the other day while looking for wrapping paper. Made me cringe!
Ive also found piles of animal sick/shit/piss on numerous occasions because we've always had so many pets.
Spiders seem to love my room for some reason which, as an arachnophobic, is terrifying. And they're never small innocent look ones, big hairy-long-legged-could-eat-a-human-in-one-bite kinda ones.
There was a dead rat under the sofa in our old house once though...that was weird . We always used to find dead things all over the place because of the cat flap (which we no longer have). Also, the cats had a tendency to shit in the downstairs shower. That was always fun.
I found an umbrella that had gone mouldy once. Ming.
OMG! you have a downstairs shower too?
I've found unused condoms, used tissues (snot not cum), vomit when I woke up in the morning, after throwing it up the night before
I'm the tidy one too.