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Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
All he got was a mouthful of cum
'Cos Jill's a fucking tranny
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
'If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it'
There was a young chap called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, 'I admit
She does smell a bit
But look at the money I save'
I love my dog and he loves me
And that's the way love is supposed to be
But when it comes to having sex
'Woof Woof Woof!' barks my dog Rex
All courtesy of The Bumper b3ta Book of Sick Jokes
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
All he got was a mouthful of cum
'Cos Jill's a fucking tranny
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
'If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it'
There was a young chap called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, 'I admit
She does smell a bit
But look at the money I save'
I love my dog and he loves me
And that's the way love is supposed to be
But when it comes to having sex
'Woof Woof Woof!' barks my dog Rex
All courtesy of The Bumper b3ta Book of Sick Jokes
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variety is the spice of life, though I don't think that one reads as well as the first, kind of disjointed.
Ahahaha! I love that one
There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall
I like it.
There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her cunt fell out
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
they got to the top
they necked the lot
and now they're on their knees
Humpty Dumpty took a big E
he sat on the wall and took it with glee
He fried his brain, went insane
and never could get it together again
Peter Piper popped a pill and now he's gone insane
he doubled dropped the stupid twat and now he's fucked his brain
you wonder why I say this but there is a moral to it,
when your popping pills please don't over do it
*goes off to read it to parents*
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying
Postman Pat sat crying
Postman Pat wont drink and drive again
along came a provider who skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed