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Oh and I get very offended when people accuse me of doing something they should know I would never do.
People at work rip the piss out of me all day because I'm from Aberdeen, they take pictures of me and super-impose my head onto pictures farmers in fields with sheep and email them about, they rip the piss out of the fact that I've got Westlife on my Bebo. Instead of getting offended, I fight back, especially to the fat pie muching smelly Rangers supporting arseholes and dirty theiving tattie-howking Celtic supporting fake Irish bastards on my team.
It's all banter which might hit a bit close to the bone for some, but that's all it is. If you get huffy about it then it's just gonna make the slagging 46 times worse :thumb:
I actually get offended and hurt by lots of things but don't let on. Just simple things like people arranging a Friday night out and completely ignoring the fact that I'm sitting with them and not inviting me; children saying I'm the worst teacher they've ever had because they get poor marks because they've done no work or that I'm using favouritism because the child that did revise and did put the work in got a better exam result than them - go figure; my sister making beautiful Christmas cards all year round but then just making me one at the last minute with Santa stickers on; pretty much everything. No wonder I'm such a miserable cow.
There's a guy on my estate who always shouts things at me because I dress 'different' (as in I don't wear a tracksuit and peroxide my hair). One time him and his mate got in their car and followed me up the drive calling me a bitch and a slag. They went up the road, turned around and did the same thing again... And again.
So I told him to come back and insult me when his balls dropped.
I'm a peace loving hippy but I'd love to castrate him. "Men" in their late 20's/early 30's who do that sort of shit, intimidate locals and sit in the middle or a roundabout on an estate in a deckchair just to assert his presence shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Cunt.
(Edited to add: he didn't dare say a fucking thing to my face when I saw him walking back from the pub and talked to him. He hid under his hood. Twat)
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But yeah, on your main point I agree. I can't stand gobby people coming onto me at the best of times, never mind when they're the same age as my mother.
Though other people getting offended easily winds me up BIG style!
The things that do offend me are people stealing from me or friends shitting on me.
I have no idea why anyone would do that to you.
Aye I don't doubt image is important. Don't get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next person, but if I want a decent looking car I don't buy a Mondeo/Corsa/whatever they advertise on TV - I'd buy one that actually looks good. Even then if you bought a car purely on looks, you still go to the showroom to see how they look up close.
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oh you just reminded me, my friend's boyfriend has this t-shirt saying something like "no heavy loads over 10 stone"
fucking twat :no: he's a minger as well.
All of the above.
HaHa yeah!
Anyone who's so obsessed with loosing their singledom that they have to go and make the most of it before it's too late don't deserve to be married in the first place. Again, just an annoyance really.
And men who think because i have an ample bosom it means i like to have my breasts shouted at etc
eta: saw all my friends today, it's my birthday soon - i've not arranged anything because no one ever bothers to come as its between xmas and new year. Not going to see them til next year now...no signs of any bday cards/prezzies. And none of them know where my house is well enough to come visit (i live in another town). Kind of annoyed as i always get them something even if they don't arrange anything/i'm not invited. Maybe i should stop being so nice?
And i lent my hair curlers to one of them last week, said she'd bring them today and 'forgot' then said she'd bring them back to school.....i told her i wanted them over xmas. :grump:
I think i need new friends!
People who think the world revolves around them.
Kids who feel the need to shout all the time on buses and rip the piss out of anything they see. Hmmm...just annoys me a tad...doesn't exactly offend as such. Anything physically harming really thats all!
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