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**helen**
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Let's have at least as many nominations as last week :thumb:
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I was sat at my desk and I started to get a pain in my nose. You know the kind of pain when there's a bogey with sharp edges up there? So, anyway, dashed to the loo to 'mine for nose gold' and out popped the biggest snotter I've seen in my life. A snotter big enough to chisel the 10 commandments on. A snotter so massive, primitive tribes would have worshipped it as a god. A snotter so enormous, it could beat Hulk Hogan in a steel cage match.
So, anyway, it was dragged from my nostril, deposited in a bit of bog paper and flushed. Then I realise that my nose was bleeding! My bogey must have had a knife and took one last slash at me as it was removed. Bit like the end of Predator.
That was my day."
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My Nomination is by Infinate. Link = http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=109339
By Rubberskin, from the thread called Thank God
i have just spotted it, oh it did make me chuckle!
From: Crimbo Mistletoe Thread 06
Made me grin
by I'm With Stupid:
ill go change it!! oopsie