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Post of the week?

**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

December 2006 in General Chat

Looking at this thread:http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=108696

Strubbles reminded me of post of the week and today is the day for nominations.

So let's have em :thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

I've been waiting for this so I bookmarked it

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=1849543&postcount=14

Thread: Orgasm

Junker wrote:

Women are really weird. I'd feel so bad if I couldn't make a lady orgasm. It's like trying to beat Zelda. You have all of the pieces and you think you've done everything, but you need to do two more things in order to complete your quest. With us men it's easy. It's like one of those carnival games. Just fill up the balloon until it goes pop and you're done.

:D:D

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

A lot of people mentioned the general thing of people (drivers) not indicating/not indicating properly in the Pet Hates thread, but I think Kaffrin's summed it up nicely...

kaffrin wrote:

People who think that just because they are indicating, they can drive where they want. Or even worse, when they just go, and put their indicator on half way through trying to kill you. It's mirror, THEN signal, THEN MANOEUVRE, bitches! :shocking:

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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

December 2006

TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:

I've been waiting for this so I bookmarked it

That's what I like to see!

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

Infinite wrote:

Because they wait until you're in the shower and sneak out. Then you try the number they gave you and it's for the local indian...and then it dawns on you...it was a cow! Cows don't have phones!

So yeah, it's because cows are only after one thing. So if you see one in a club, be very wary. And always use protection, they probably have all sorts of STDs.

From the thread 'Sex with animals - why is it wrong':

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=109059

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:

I've been waiting for this so I bookmarked it

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=1849543&postcount=14

Thread: Orgasm

:D:D

i wanted to nominate that too. it made me laugh

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

Chocolate fairy wrote:

From the thread 'Sex with animals - why is it wrong':

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=109059

That is fucking hilarious.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1854275&postcount=106

From the pet hates thread.

Infinite wrote:

I hate being mugged by Hulk Hogan.

It made me giggle .

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

Chocolate fairy wrote:

From the thread 'Sex with animals - why is it wrong':

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=109059

:thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

This is a very new one... did make me chuckle :thumb:

It aint pretty smart lighting a match on a plane though. I would have just blamed it on my dad or the nearest old person.

It was by HIT in the thread 'Fart on a plane' or something...

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

And, um...also (I am allowed to nominate two, right )...

Thunderstruck wrote:

If I choose to shut my knob in a door, granted, it will hurt but it is my choice as a human being. No one can deny me my right to shut my johnson in a door if I so choose.

http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1855136&postcount=167

From the Smoking Ban thread: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=108874

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=1855341&postcount=1953

^^ the above made me LOL

"In other words, you're basically fucking Quagmire from Family Guy. Everytime a female does the message board equivalent of brushing past you in a tight hallway to get to the pisser, you get your dick out and scream "GiggityGiggityGiggityGiggityGoo!" "

its from the picture thread.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

December 2006

Rachael wrote:

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=1855341&postcount=1953

^^ the above made me LOL

"In other words, you're basically fucking Quagmire from Family Guy. Everytime a female does the message board equivalent of brushing past you in a tight hallway to get to the pisser, you get your dick out and scream "GiggityGiggityGiggityGiggityGoo!" "

its from the picture thread.

Amusing but I'm concerned it's a bit mean too

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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

December 2006

TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:

Amusing but I'm concerned it's a bit mean too

:yes: and I'm not poking my tongue out.

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