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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just have to share this with you guys!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

We all know this is true!!!!!!!!

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes it all sounds true but something tells me that this should be in "Waste Time" or at the very least, "Anything Goes".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    34) if you are ugly you won't get any ass.
    35) prostatae cancer
    36) impotence


    sorry to piss on your parade :|
  • **helen****helen** Mod malarkist Posts: 9,235 Listening Ear
    Loopi wrote:
    something tells me that this should be in "Waste Time" or at the very least, "Anything Goes".

    :yes: indeed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    indeed
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    37) any holes a goal (assuming there a women)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    37) any holes a goal (assuming there a women)

    nothing here^^
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ciGGer wrote:
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    This one did make me smile :) I ALWAYS have to think :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I guarantee you there's ample things against that list. Number 2 can just as easily be a disadvantage...

    I won't even try. :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ciGGer wrote:
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    11. Wrinkles-add character.

    There's one with grey hairs too. So in lab we have 2 relatively young assistents (one male one female) in lab, and they have the greyest hair ever. It looks so artificial like a rennaissance wig. So 2 girls of my lab des were quietly talking about the chicks hair and I said, "Yeah, it because of the fumes of the solvents. In 2 years you both will be looking like my granny while I'll look like george clooney."

    A week later I saw the female assistant with blone hair. Either she dyed them, or she took of the "wig"...

    It is a mystery.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHA musta proper shocked her that comment bout Clooney.

    How bout the ladies make a same sort of list? bout ur sex duh
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kate1 wrote:
    This one did make me smile :) I ALWAYS have to think :blush:


    Lefty loose-y, righty tighty :lol:

    My boyfriend has engrained that into my mind so I never have to ask him to come fix things/put things up :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nikki* wrote:
    Lefty loose-y, righty tighty :lol:

    - JD, Scrubs ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nikki* wrote:
    Lefty loose-y, righty tighty :lol:

    I remember learning that in school when I was so so very young. I still manage to mess it up. I always manage to think, what if I'm facing the wrong way? Then it would be opposite... :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just reread the original post, and thought I'd point out:
    ciGGer wrote:
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

    ....... unless you are my boyfriend, who got angry at me for referring to the dark pink colour in my tattoo as "dark pink". Apparently it is magenta :grump:

    While I do not doubt he is right - why can I not call it dark bloody pink?! :)
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