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Nightmare office xmas parties
Kimono
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I'm looking for some examples of terrifying tales of office xmas parties for an article I'm writing.
E.g. vomiting on your boss, fighting with the DJ, dancing to Wham with your trousers down/skirt tucked into knickers...
If you've got any to tell, please do let me know! Cheers
E.g. vomiting on your boss, fighting with the DJ, dancing to Wham with your trousers down/skirt tucked into knickers...
If you've got any to tell, please do let me know! Cheers
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Or the year before when I was absolutely shitfaced and people managing to convince me for weeks after that I'd got off with the 60 something old hag of a canteen lady because I couldn't be sure that I hadn't :no: :no: :no:
Or how about smashing photocopiers with your arse, nearly falling off the roof, the inevitable fire engines called to put off the raging fire in the bins, trying to start fights with Australian rugby players after dowing snakebite and black...
Ah the list is endless, though they don't all apply to me.
We have to go to London for some bizzare reason this year, I dont want to clubbing though, I hate clubs. I was bad enough at the London show launch thingy this year, I had three bloody panic attacks in the loo.
lol mm hmm!
worst I'VE ever done was pull a colleauge and have him film it...bastard...
Normally this would be combined with an extra long meeting in the morning to discuss important things with him.
Not that it was particually a nightmare but more that it was just not very exciting and felt more like work than a party.
I've never worked anywhere where which has had the kind of office parties you see on TV where everyone gets drunk etc - except for one year when i left early and everyone else went out and got very drunk and i missed it all.
Six years ago I worked at Sainsbury's as a "Fresh Foods Stock Replenisher" (i.e. a shelf staker). At our work Christmas party I got very very drunk and decided that my weird and ugly work colleague Paul looked more attractive than I'd ever realised and that it would be a great idea to express my feelings towards him in the form of a blow job in the ladies loo. Now that would be a pretty bad in itself but I then went on to get off with another guy from the Meat and Fish counter in full view of everyone on the dance floor. I hadn't spat or swallowed from the toilet incident with Paul either, I'd just been holding onto it in my mouth, not realising that I would soon be with the other guy.
It was only the next day at school that my friend said as a joke that I'd pulled ugly Paul and I thought he'd blabbed so was annoyed at him so she realised that her "made up" gossip was true. Ashley (from Meat and Fish) never told anyone what had happened (the shame of something) but it came out a few months later.
It was really bad as everyone at work knew about the toilet insident, even the managers. A week later there was another work party and I pulled another colleage (Ben from chek-outs). A couple of weeks later I left my career at Sainsbury's.
Hope that helps with your article
Am ill at home right now but laughing my head off - so am risking developing RSI by typing this on my PSP so i can say thanks for your stories! i'll post a link to the article when it's published.
Thanks for all your stories, they made me
But I remember getting off the coach to meet my girlfriend, with my shirt ripped open, no buttons left, wearing someone elses much oversized coat completely shit out of it lol.
Turns out I got booted out then tried fighting the bouncers (obviously I lost) but then I proceeded to wind them up for an hour before the coach came including pissing int he flowers out of the front of a very posh hotel in Cardiff hahahah. suckers.
Needless to say after that I was good the year after, last year I was pretty good in general too... this year is on December 13th... look out!!!!!!!!
b) telling them all why they annoy me
c) falling over
d) telling them my life story
last time I went to a club with work ppl I ended up telling this guy I don't like about my history regarding drugs and crime, don't think he's ever looked at me the same again. :cool:
Got two of the Lifeguards over from the other site (management insisting we had someone lifeguarding) and put the inflatable in after closing time and played like small kids (well kind not entirely like small kids ) to our hearts contents......
Then took over the party room with drink and food etc and a bouncy castle til those who hadn't left fell asleep/passed out on the floor.
Best party for a long time!