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One of the girls at work did that three times in as many months, and she had to go to a&e at least once. I can imagine how you feel.
i do that as well, i have a habit of having a shave, by spraying shaving foam on my hand before applying it, then after i finish that i brush my teeth, and squeeze the toothpaste on my hand as well!
I was tempted! I can just about move my fingers today - yet it's really not that visable. Tsch.
but if we're not going by that, the silliest thing i've probably done is driving down a dual carriageway the wrong way or perhaps not turning an exam paper over therefore missing half of the questions. :yeees:
i still don't know how i did it!
mine was for AS level media studies. we spent the whole year watching 2 videos and the questions i missed were on them. i spent the whole 2-3 hours answering questions on a 5 minute clip of who wants to be a millionaire. afterwards i said to my friend 'where we the questions on the films, do we have them another time?'. :crying:
I felt like a twat
Dont laugh, one night (a long tim e ago) got in after a good drinking session...decided i fancied some beans on toast.
Put the pan on the stove and toast in the toaster..in my haste to get it all ready i thought, fuck this the microwave will be quicker...in goes the pan....toast pops up....press start...i soon here some crazy sparking dinging noises!!
OH FUCK THE MICROWAVE !! ....what an idiot !
:rolleyes: You people.
Its funnier cooking food stoned. Erm, shit, erm... what if I... I know! Pie and beans *puts pie in non preheated oven, puts beans in microwave... on DEFROST*
Guh, why is nothing cooking?
he goes "More like Fail!"
Am I the only person who can't work out how on earth you managed to do this because you can't put tin's in the microwave so surely you must have noticed it wasn't beans when you tipped it out.
Been there, done that and fuck me it hurts doesn't it!! Slow reaction times means that you don't drop it for a little while when you assume you would just drop it. Haha quite funny though, but only when it isn't happening to you!!
Once I got off the bus, (had my brolly up because it was chucking it down) and said to my friend "oh fuck where is my brolly" and started checking coat pockets etc and then said "oh shit i must have left it on the bus. But oh well, I'm not getting wet anyway" Durrr you got your umbrella up that's why. We had a good giggle at that!!
I do btw