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Advice on Female Masturbation (Add your own tips ladies!)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Been loads of posts about this lately, sorry, can't be arsed finding them to reply. Would be interested in more of an in depth discussion anyway.

The best piece of advice i could give is to not just lay there expecting a miracle.
Imagine being with a guy but also make your body move as you would if you were with a guy. A bit of bumping and grinding is always necessary

In short, put your back into it!!!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not being female, I supose your right.... Put your back into it. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Been loads of posts about this lately, sorry, can't be arsed finding them to reply.

    Well aren't you a charmer.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a rampant rabbit.

    Saves alot of effort and is 100x better than the normal way of doing it tbh. Well, in my opinion it is.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a rampant rabbit.

    Saves alot of effort and is 100x better than the normal way of doing it tbh. Well, in my opinion it is.

    Good yes, Rabbits are the best thing ever, wish I'd got one sooner.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    McTartanTart, are you a bloke or a girl?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd bet good money it's a bloke.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Not being female, I supose your right.... Put your back into it. :thumb:
    lol. thats rude u naughty boy
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a rampant rabbit.

    Saves alot of effort and is 100x better than the normal way of doing it tbh. Well, in my opinion it is.
    but how do i lay my suaucy little hands on one. lol. being only 15. i am desprste to know.:blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good yes, Rabbits are the best thing ever, wish I'd got one sooner.
    aww. im so jelous. god.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    otter wrote:
    McTartanTart, are you a bloke or a girl?
    if ur a bloke then thats sick
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i_am_bex wrote:
    but how do i lay my suaucy little hands on one. lol. being only 15. i am desprste to know.:blush:
    Theyre not illegal to buy. You could just buy one from ann summers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i_am_bex wrote:
    if ur a bloke then thats sick
    :lol: i bet it is a bloke
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    of course its a bloke. If it was a woman, shed know you dont need to "bump and grind" to have a wank.
    Someones been watching too many porn movies.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i_am_bex wrote:
    but how do i lay my suaucy little hands on one. lol. being only 15. i am desprste to know.:blush:

    Ask your mummy very nicely to buy you one as a Christmas present?

    or walk into a shop yourself and buy one...
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    Do you not have to be 18 to walk in to ann summers?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a rampant rabbit.

    Saves alot of effort and is 100x better than the normal way of doing it tbh. Well, in my opinion it is.


    personally i prefer the traditional method. :yes:
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    personally i prefer the traditional method. :yes:

    hairbrush? :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    Do you not have to be 18 to walk in to ann summers?

    You have to be 18 to go into the section with the sex toys, yeah. I'm not sure if its the law or company policy, but I know the staff tend to turn a blind eye to it if you're by yourself and not being a twat.

    I hope the OP had a good long wank over this thread. Presumably mummy and daddy have still got the parental controls on so he can't beat off to the Hun like every other 13-year-old boy.
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    Kermit wrote:
    You have to be 18 to go into the section with the sex toys, yeah. I'm not sure if its the law or company policy, but I know the staff tend to turn a blind eye to it if you're by yourself and not being a twat.

    I hope the OP had a good long wank over this thread. Presumably mummy and daddy have still got the parental controls on so he can't beat off to the Hun like every other 13-year-old boy.

    :lol: I think its just comapny policy but i remember being kicked out of ann summers when i was 16, and i wasn't doing anything wrong but then it probably depends on what store.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    hairbrush?


    no, manually rather than erm...technologically?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    :lol: I think its just comapny policy but i remember being kicked out of ann summers when i was 16, and i wasn't doing anything wrong but then it probably depends on what store.

    It depends who you are with.

    My sister worked there until very recently (staff discount...she's useful for something :p) and they'd all throw out groups of boys of any age, because the shop is designed for women to feel at ease and groups of men make a lot of their customers feel uncomfortable.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when i was picking my rabbit there was a really weird looking oldish man right next to me. so i pretended to look at something else.

    and i swear the lady that worked there who was trying to convince me to part with my money was a lesbian.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I couldnt walk in a shop and buy a sex toy, I'd just order of the net.... :cool:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I took my (female) mate in to Clone Zone once. She walked in 'Oooo dildos :blush:', so went to another corner 'Ooooooo rubber gear :blush:', so went to another corner 'Oooooooooo porno DVDs :blush:' then she spies postcards 'They'll be safe' she thinks. 'Ooooooooo big fat willies :blush:' :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    hairbrush? :lol:
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Electric toothbrush?

    They have kiddies ones of them in superdrug, more up your street?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    I couldnt walk in a shop and buy a sex toy, I'd just order of the net.... :cool:
    yes but i think my mum would have questions if that was delivered to the house.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Electric toothbrush?

    They have kiddies ones of them in superdrug, more up your street?
    i have never understoood how that works and its not for lack of trying it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i_am_bex wrote:
    yes but i think my mum would have questions if that was delivered to the house.


    i doubt the packing has 'OMG YOUR DAUGHTER IS BUYING A SEX TOY' (or anything showing where the product was from) written all over it for everyone to see.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah but she would have to pay by card, which shed probably need to be over 18 for, unless she didnt mind "marital-aids-R-US" coming up on her mums credit card statement.
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