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Post of the week

**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
:wave: hey,

It's time for Kaffrin's reign on the post of the week spot to come to an end.

Which post should replace female condoms?

Jim V reckons this: First driving lesson
it's gonna be hard going but he likes the way I put on a seatbelt
by Rachael.

So what's the competition?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bugger, forgot all about this. Seen some good 'uns and can't remember where i've seen 'em.
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Well if there are no more nominations, then I guess we have our winner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well i'll keep posting random stuff in here to bump it up, and it might remind peeps to nominate summat :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know there were some people disagreed with some of the stuff said in the thread 'Buses' but i thought this post by Rubberskin was really funny and not at all offensive:


    When i was a kid we lived sort of in the country and the buses were infrequent to say the least. You'd go to the bus stop and see some old lady.

    'Excuse me, do you know when the next bus is to Eastbourne ?'

    *looks at her watch*

    'December love'



    Made me laugh out loud! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah the joys of living out in the country :D
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    yeah Rubber's in the buses was funny! made me chuckle lots. i vote for him too
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Hm, I didn't think I'd be nominating anything again, but I'll say the middle paragraph here: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=1815180&postcount=31
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If we are still able to nominate.... I liked most of the Top Tips thread, but this one made me laugh the most
    Miffy wrote:
    If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha! yeah definatly miffy. especially as i am learning to drive and when i 1st started if i stalled all the cars are in a big line beeping which makes me try and drive off too fast, usually stalling again. if they had just waited patiently i could have just driven off fine! wankers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kangoo wrote:
    haha! yeah definatly miffy. especially as i am learning to drive and when i 1st started if i stalled all the cars are in a big line beeping which makes me try and drive off too fast, usually stalling again. if they had just waited patiently i could have just driven off fine! wankers

    My exact reason for nominating it :D It's for all the learner drivers out there who're pissed off with people that don't know what a big red L means :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicx1811 wrote:
    If we are still able to nominate.... I liked most of the Top Tips thread, but this one made me laugh the most

    Only thing is, it's shamelessly plagarised from Viz Top Tips without credit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow i never got a nomination. thanks jim v!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Rachael wrote:
    wow i never got a nomination. thanks jim v!
    That's Helen. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V reckons this: First driving lesson

    ner :P
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Rachael wrote:
    ner :P
    Ah. :p
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