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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ok well i suck at thinking these kinda things up. At uni and am in the mood for some prankage, so any good ideas and what good pranks have you done on people?

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  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Make them think their whole family has been killed by a serial killer and stop them a few seconds before they're about to jump off a cliff and covered in tears.
    Or not.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fill an empty matchbox with talcum powder or flour. Or anything else you would like to see on someones head/face. Close it and turn it so when you open it the contents would fall out.
    tape it to a door frame and then tape the drawer part of the matchbox to the door, so that when the door is opened the stuff will fall all over someones head.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    strap a blow torch to the door, or maybe launch some paint cans down the stairs at someone..

    that bastard from home alone with a right sadist come to think of it :yeees:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Tape/glue stuff shut.

    Put thier mobile in Italian or German or something.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cling film over the loo seat...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Booby trap ya mates door with C4? Or put some anti personel mines in his/her bed, just a laugh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fill someone's room with toilet paper, or ballons or something
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i made the mistake of moaning to my housemates once that i was sick of being the only one buying toilet roll. the next day i opened my door and the frame was jammed from floor to ceiling with toilet rolls.

    i told my housemate once that cornetto was italian for ice cream coz he was seeing a guy who spoke italian and he wanted to impress him.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,269 Skive's The Limit
    Eyedrops in a drink. An extremely effective laxative.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Superglue their locks.

    Or if you wanted something a lot less harsh (and not likely to cost you money to repair afterwards), go into their mouse options on their computer and change the mouse mode to left handed - so left button is right button etc.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Eyedrops in a drink. An extremely effective laxative.

    how many eyedrops do you need and how effective is it

    and its not gonna kill em or something is it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replace a glass of wine for a glass of olive oil :naughty:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Makoto wrote:
    Booby trap ya mares door with C4? Or put some anti personel mines in his/her bed, just a laugh.

    That's a good one, I'll note that down.

    There's always to old faithful "Whoops, I put a Tesla coil in our lounge!" if all else fails.

    EDIT: Link removed.
  • **helen****helen** Mod malarkist Posts: 9,235 Listening Ear
    i made the mistake of moaning to my housemates once that i was sick of being the only one buying toilet roll. the next day i opened my door and the frame was jammed from floor to ceiling with toilet rolls.

    i told my housemate once that cornetto was italian for ice cream coz he was seeing a guy who spoke italian and he wanted to impress him.

    See these are the kind of harmless pranks that are funny without causing any real harm. The others just sound a bit sick to be honest.
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    **Helen** wrote:
    See these are the kind of harmless pranks that are funny without causing any real harm. The others just sound a bit sick to be honest.

    Well, exactly.

    I would be more than pissed off if I found out someone put eyedrops in my drink or swapped my wine for olive oil or superglued my door shut.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would be more than pissed off if I found out someone put eyedrops in my drink or swapped my wine for olive oil or superglued my door shut.

    To be honest, I think it's maybe just a bloke thing then.

    If you're at uni halls with X amount of people who all understand each others banter, then stuff like that is just a laugh.

    Like when people put milk and vodka in my Super Noddles when they were cooking and I'd nipped off to my room, so I just got my revenge later.

    There's a line though, like kidnapping somebody's teddy bear and leaving a ransom note or sick stuff like that :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, exactly.

    I would be more than pissed off if I found out someone put eyedrops in my drink or swapped my wine for olive oil or superglued my door shut.


    Olive oil is good for you :yes:

    My ex boyfriend did that to his dad, it took about 10 seconds from him gulping it down, til he realised it wasn't wine, He didn't spew up though, he just kept spittin'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know someone who taped some of that crappy brick wall wallpaper stuff to his mates front room window from the outside, when he opened the curtains it looked like someone had built a brick wall up against his window.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know someone who taped some of that crappy brick wall wallpaper stuff to his mates front room window from the outside, when he opened the curtains it looked like someone had built a brick wall up against his window.

    :lol: Oh I want to do this to somebody so bad. (perhaps my mother - I could do the entire downstairs of my house if I got enough of the paper, and my dad helped)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i made the mistake of moaning to my housemates once that i was sick of being the only one buying toilet roll. the next day i opened my door and the frame was jammed from floor to ceiling with toilet rolls.

    i told my housemate once that cornetto was italian for ice cream coz he was seeing a guy who spoke italian and he wanted to impress him.

    :lol: @ both of these!
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Olive oil is good for you :yes:

    Doesn't mean I want a glass of it instead of my wine though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When my boyfriend was in school, him and his friends were always playing pranks. Anyway a new kid came and decided he wanted to be in their 'gang' so they told him he had to pass a test.

    Theres some sort of old underground tunnel and bends round and is pitch black near them, so they said he had to walk through it alone.

    Anyway, one of them dressed up in a boiler suit, mask and got a machete (how i don't know) and waited for him. So this kids starts walking through and the guy jumped out on him and chased after him screaming. The poor lad nearly had heart failure.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Take the ball out of their mouse and hide it. That'll teach your shitty workplace to have not upgraded their computer equipment since 1992.

    :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get someone hideously drunk so they pass out in your room, then peel a banana and put it in their bumcrack. when they wake up in the morning they'll think they've shit themselves. stay in the room all day and see how long it takes before they get up.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get someone hideously drunk so they pass out in your room, then peel a banana and put it in their bumcrack. when they wake up in the morning they'll think they've shit themselves. stay in the room all day and see how long it takes before they get up.

    :yuck:
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,269 Skive's The Limit
    Doesn't mean I want a glass of it instead of my wine though.

    It'd wouldn't be much of prank if you got something you liked.
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