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The Long Story Game...........

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...was in Croyden, a glaring continuity error as the Apache never quite made it that far......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would describe the peanut as..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    crunchy, not smooth, because ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..if it was crunchy, then you could easily eat the peanut, which is what this strange creature is about to do. the peanut saw this creature coming, so the peanut bent..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's back and leaped into a somersault and
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and took it up the bum lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xXxXxSarahxXxXx wrote:
    It's back and leaped into a somersault and

    rescue attempt :)

    took it up the bum, while executing a perfect...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    three point turn in a ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    brand new ferrari
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but what he didn't know was that there was a bomb under the Ferrari that would detonate if he went below 50 mph
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so as the peanut drove at around 49ph, he was shitting himself!

    What could he do? As he was driving along, he decided to..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    reach out for the Hot air balloon that conveniently flew over his head :yippe:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he grabbed it but dropped and fell in front of his Ferrari

    We should publish this.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as the ferrari was about to run over him he clinged onto the bumper and climbed up onto the bonnet


    i think so ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unfortunatley a squrillel pressed the bonnet release flinging our hero into the air
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and he fell into the oncoming path of a huge truck..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote:
    and he fell into the oncoming path of a huge truck..

    suddenly the truck became wings and flew over him...

    ...the acid finally started working.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unfortunately the truck was hauling hazardous biological waste, and some spilled out
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sour: Said The man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But luckily all the hazardous biological waste did was give him super powers and leave a cool scar. His super powers were ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    loud farts and
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    burps, which could blow away anything or anyone that got in his way
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but this caused him to live like a hermit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and smoke weed in order to relax his violent burps and farts
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    However, he soon moved onto harder drugs and had to join a rehabilitation program for others addicts with super powers, and it was whilst there that he met
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mrs KP (the already assaulted peanut)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And they live happly ever after untill....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one day she got so high, She was up in the clouds, with the Hot air balloons
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xXxXxSarahxXxXx wrote:
    one day she got so high, She was up in the clouds, with the Hot air balloons

    he's been grieving ever since, until he met ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Hoff, who asked him if he fancied indulging in a bit of...
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