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Monsters coming to grab our Benefits!
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Thats right! According to European MP Miroslav Mikolasik, half-human and half-monster creatures are currently locked away in labratories waiting for their masters to release them so they can flood into this country and all of Western Europe to steal benefits!!!
He actually made a speach about the whole thing to the European Parliament. I am currently trying to find a transcript of his speach...so if anyone knows where a copy on the net is that i can look at can they post a link please...its just the best news story of the day!
I love it when Politicians go crazy!
He actually made a speach about the whole thing to the European Parliament. I am currently trying to find a transcript of his speach...so if anyone knows where a copy on the net is that i can look at can they post a link please...its just the best news story of the day!
I love it when Politicians go crazy!
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"EVIL half-human, half-monster creatures are secretly locked away in European labratories waiting to raid Britain and its benefits system, the Scummy Mail can exclusively reveal. Documents were handed in to our offices yesterday afternoon from our reporter's reliable source in the European Parliament revealing the plan to allow sub-humans to bleed Britain dry..."
Sad thing is, I can half-see the Mail actually using this story and printing a six-page spread on the inside about it!
Illegal immigrants may not eat swans, but some Chinese students killed with a cross bow then ate some ducks on the same Uni campus as a mate of mine. They got expelled when the cleaner found the feathers in the kitchen.