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Vodka, gods wonder tool

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with
vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the
vodka kills mold and mildew

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with
vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving. The
vodka disinfects the blade and prevents
rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup
water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a
slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar
with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.


13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with
poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your
skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
numb the pain.

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are these really true?

    It shows exactly how powerful the shit we drink is!

    I especially like the vomit stain one, as I think in many cases a half empty bottle of vodka may be close to hand!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
    as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
    pores."

    So that's what's in my clearasil wipes, thought they smelled a bit funny...
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    It apparently soothes sore feet i.e been out all night in crippling heels. but the price my local club charges for a double vodka and coke, i dont see me ordering a wash basin full anytime soon! :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Ace!

    Brilliamnt Russian invention!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got an idea, why not just drink the stuff and get shitfaced?
    just an idea like.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
    bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
    adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
    showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with
    vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5
    minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the
    vodka kills mold and mildew

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
    lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with
    vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
    glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
    with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
    soak in the alcohol after shaving. The
    vodka disinfects the blade and prevents
    rusting.
    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
    brush, and then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
    as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
    pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
    shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
    toxins, and stimulates the growth of healthy
    hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
    spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup
    water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a
    slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
    black eyes.

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
    freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar
    with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
    sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
    coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
    and pains.

    11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
    vodka on your chest and back as liniment.

    12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.


    13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
    sting.

    14. Pour vodka over an area affected with
    poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your
    skin.

    15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth
    Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
    numb the pain.

    And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
    some of those aren't true. They tested them on a show called Myth Busters.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What a waste of good vodka.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    some of those aren't true. They tested them on a show called Myth Busters.
    i watched that show for the first time the other week, its actually quite interesting.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    What a waste of good vodka.

    ...there's GOOD vodka ????


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Phoenix_ wrote:
    ...there's GOOD vodka ????


    :p

    Heathen.

    *banishes you*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heathen.

    *banishes you*

    :yes: *adds a kick*
    ;)
    some of those aren't true. They tested them on a show called Myth Busters.

    It was also only a silly email. Made me chuckle so I thought I'd share. I'm quite sure vodka doesn't make a good astrengent ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    It was also only a silly email. Made me chuckle so I thought I'd share. I'm quite sure vodka doesn't make a good astrengent ;)
    I was offended by the assertion that Vodka is gods wonder tool when, in fact, beer is!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That statement just offended me :p

    Vodka all the way, beer is for the wussies ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    That statement just offended me :p

    Vodka all the way, beer is for the wussies ;)
    Least I don't back Greenbay.:cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh that was hitting below the belt :p

    They've won one game so far, dont' be jelous :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    That statement just offended me :p

    Vodka all the way, beer is for the wussies ;)

    southern comfort for me :yum:

    beer is good but filling

    vodka makes me sick ! :sour:
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