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The baby

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Ok, now I'm not usually into the "oh my god, celebrity gossip" bit. However, the Cruise baby conspiracy raised my curiousity today. My work neighbor got an email from her friend with the long awaited baby suri vanity fair picture. She's like, come here, theres just something not right. The child looks at least a year old. I just thought I'd share the giggle with you all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought she looked older too, how old is she meant to be 5 months?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too much hair for a 5 month old
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's not necessarily the hair, some babies have a lot and some are bald as coots.

    It's her face that was bothering me, it looks a lot older than what it should do for her age.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    it looks like one of them pics that you see....look what the lovechild of x and x would look like. it all seems a bit odd!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    it looks like one of them pics that you see....look what the lovechild of x and x would look like. it all seems a bit odd!

    Hehe, that's definitely what I thought when I looked at that picture too! It is all very intriguing, I didn't know that they were doing a magazine shoot, I thought they were going to keep Suri hidden until she was 18 or something...
    Maybe they are just doing something to distract from the whole Tom/Paamount Pictures fall out?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looks a bit like a photofit thingy, yes. She doesn't look like she is looking at the baby, either. Just looking at a space.

    *goes off to search gossip forums*
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Looks a bit like a photofit thingy, yes. She doesn't look like she is looking at the baby, either. Just looking at a space.

    *goes off to search gossip forums*
    hurry back and spill!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!

    coughDigitalspyforumscough

    ETA. This is the link for the Vanity Fair article that accompanies the photo that Manda posted. http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Weirdness aside, what a gorgeous baby! :love:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know! It looks all snuggly and whatnot. SO much hair as well! I had loads of hair when I was that age but not that much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So this issue will be vavailable in the UK too? I might have to buy it :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooooooh.

    Although how fake is that photo :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think the baby is gorgeous and really looks like its dad!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery wrote:
    Ooooooh.

    Although how fake is that photo :/
    The Sears photo is very fake! Just obviously fake! hehe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    I think the baby is gorgeous and really looks like its dad!
    Thats what they want you to think :yes:

    But, yeah, that baby looks plastic

    ETA: The Sears photo is completely fake, the skin tone on the baby's legs and arms dosent match the face.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it me or does the baby look japanese?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She has an oriental look about her yeah, especially in this photo, oriental and evil :nervous:

    suricruises.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery wrote:
    She has an oriental look about her yeah, especially in this photo, oriental and evil :nervous:

    suricruises.jpg

    That doesn't look like the first baby picture!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    could they have actually genuinely had a baby but are substituting its face so that it's kept out of the public eye?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    The Sears photo is very fake! Just obviously fake! hehe.
    I think so too.
    Tbh they shouldn't feel obliged to show a pic of the baby just to please curious members of the public/press etc....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shortay wrote:
    It does seem thats it's their way of satisfying public curiosity, whilst keeping their baby's privacy...

    They should have at least chose a cute baby or one in the age range of theirs then, that one was one ugly baby.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    I think the baby is gorgeous and really looks like its dad!

    And there's me thinking that the baby looked like Katie Holmes...

    Besides, to look like Tom it's head would need to be up it's arse.
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