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Post of the 2 weeks

**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
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Ello :wave:

We had a few technical glitches over the weekend meaning that Fiend_85's winning post has only just gone up. Therefore it doesn't seem fair to take it down this Friday. So, we're going to have extended nominations starting from now until early next week. So you've got lots of time to dig out those juicy posts :yum:

I look forward to seeing your nominations :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This made me laugh:

    What do you do during sex?

    -RubberSkin-

    Well not being of the persaussion of the majority i don't really know. I think you put your bits in her virginia and excite her clematis. There's something to do with a volvo too, but i'm not sure

    There was another post I thought I'd nominate this week but I've already forgotten what it is :grump:

    From here: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104556
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found the other post I loved this week:

    When were you last chatted up?

    -Sophia-

    In the shop I used to work in, a guy who worked in the shop opposite sent a note in with the security guard saying "hi you don't know me but I think your gorgeous, would you like a drink sometime?"

    I just ignored it. Apart from the fact that he was a sleazy lecherous dirtbag, I could never go out with anyone who doesn't know that when it's an abbreviation for "you are", it should be spelt "you're", not "your".

    What can I say, I'm a spelling and grammar pedant. If you're going to send me flirty little notes, you better get your apostrophes in the right place

    From here: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104617
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Funnily enough Randomgirl, I was just about to nominate you for this:
    :blush: lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Yes, I think I'll go for Random's also :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So, what do I win?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rubberskin's post here
    http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1780286&postcount=3
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    This made me laugh:

    What do you do during sex?

    -RubberSkin-

    Well not being of the persaussion of the majority i don't really know. I think you put your bits in her virginia and excite her clematis. There's something to do with a volvo too, but i'm not sure

    ^^^^^^
    That for making me laugh out loud for about five minutes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just found one:
    MattLiverpool wrote:
    I will tell you now, if you want to be the real you, the person you want to be, then you have to change, you have to make things happen for yourself

    From this thread : http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104693 it just stuck a chord as being very very accurate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    This made me laugh:

    What do you do during sex?

    -RubberSkin-

    Well not being of the persaussion of the majority i don't really know. I think you put your bits in her virginia and excite her clematis. There's something to do with a volvo too, but i'm not sure

    There was another post I thought I'd nominate this week but I've already forgotten what it is :grump:

    From here: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104556


    Heh oh that made me chuckle at the time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have one!
    Rachael wrote:
    Today.

    A group of lads shouted ARE YOU SINGLE from across the road. Naturally I gave them all a blowjob instantly.

    From the "When were you last chatted up" thread

    It's technically posted last week, but I'm inclined to believe we'd already voted for Fiend by the time this was posted - but I can't 100% be certain because I'm crap with dates.
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Got to add this - another classic from Sophia:

    Romantic songs thread
    Quite a lot of the songs in this thread make me throw up a bit in my mouth tbh. If I got back to a bloke's house and he put anything by Chris de Burgh, Meatloaf or Kenny G on the stereo, I'd grab my coat and get out of there as fast as my legs could carry me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Funnily enough Randomgirl, I was just about to nominate you for this:

    :yes:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Is this thread still valid? Or did it end last week (I lost count)?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did we ever have a poll on here to vote for which post we want?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Bullseye wrote:
    Did we ever have a poll on here to vote for which post we want?
    I guess not... So that would make it valid right?
    Ok, here is it: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1789020&postcount=10
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    I guess not... So that would make it valid right?
    Ok, here is it: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1789020&postcount=10

    :yes: Yes this is still valid guys - I'll be running the poll tomorrow, so go ahead and nominate more :hyper:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    I guess not... So that would make it valid right?
    Ok, here is it: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1789020&postcount=10
    aaah thanks Yorghos, Ive never been nominated before! :D You have made my day!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, I totally agree, they shouldn't be allowed out of the house really. What's going to happen when they get home and there's no dinner on the table because she's been at the football? She should be at home, preparing him a delightful meal, making sure there's cold beer in the fridge, and ready to greet him at the door, wearing only an england shirt and a thong, before proceeding to suck his cock and then leaving him to watch the highlights on the telly in peace.

    That's what I do :)

    from sophia in the ''why women and football don't mix'' thread
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This
    sophia wrote:
    Exactly. Just like me..... :crying:

    Nah fuck it, what am I saying. I'm all of those things. And I've got great tits too.

    :o


    in here

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=105024
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Okay calm it down. Any more and she won't be able to fit her ego out the door. :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    aaah thanks Yorghos, Ive never been nominated before! :D You have made my day!
    Nice to hear! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what do you win?
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    HIT wrote:
    So what do you win?
    A thesite.org wristband me thinks! thats what i got for nominating ages ago.

    ETA link:http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1507256&postcount=1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I found the other post I loved this week:

    When were you last chatted up?

    -Sophia-

    In the shop I used to work in, a guy who worked in the shop opposite sent a note in with the security guard saying "hi you don't know me but I think your gorgeous, would you like a drink sometime?"

    I just ignored it. Apart from the fact that he was a sleazy lecherous dirtbag, I could never go out with anyone who doesn't know that when it's an abbreviation for "you are", it should be spelt "you're", not "your".

    What can I say, I'm a spelling and grammar pedant. If you're going to send me flirty little notes, you better get your apostrophes in the right place

    From here: http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104617

    I second that one :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats not the point. A full stop at the end isnt as bad as blatantly not knowing the difference between your and you`re.
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