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:shocking: How dare you
But if you'd have left you'd have missed the bit where a bunch of cavemen learn to fly harrier jump jets (pretty much the hardest plane to fly ever built) in a week.
Dumb and Dumberer
The Cable Guy
Aeon Flux
Yep, utterly prizeworthy: The award for the worst piece of junk ever put onto celluloid goes to . . .
But we're here for BAD films, so here are some more shockers: Gigli - just the title and the names Afleck & Lopez should send a shockwave of terror up and down your spine! Much the same effect can be gained from sticking your finger in an electric light socket, or perhaps watching Jersey Girl - poor old Kevin Smith finally losing it in the biggest way possible.
Personally I like the first half of Ginger Snaps; but after that it gets seriously confused and loses direction bigtime! Then again, Katharine Isabelle was quoted as saying she thought the best part of the movie from her standpoint was the title sequence - enough said, and probably the reason she refused to do the sequels (despite needing the money) until they held the gun to her head (I think that must happen a lot cause most of her work is low budget, badly made junk). Whatever, seeing her sleepwalk through Ginger Snaps Unleashed, and ham it up shamefully in the cod-lez overtoned Ginger Snaps Back is seriously cringeworthy!
But perhaps not so bad as seeing Lindsay Lohan give it the sweet, virginal thing for the millionth time in the seriously BAD Herbie: Fully Loaded.
There must be a thousand more I could gripe about; but that's enough isn't it . . .
/Wins
As is LOTR. No one criticize it again!! Hush you people!!! Not as good as the books but all the same they are QUALITY.
Worst ones? Gratefully I think I have a decent enough screeing process to be able to miss out on most bad movies... You wouldn't catch me dead near stuff like Dumb and Dumber or Cable Guy. I think the one I was more bored at was Meet Joe Black. I watched it with my then boyfriend and when I said I hated it he looked relieved and said "phew, I thought you would have loved it". I had never been so offended in my life. How could he ever think I'd have such bad taste in movies?
The Iron Giant? Saving Private Ryan?
They're not bad films.
Worst films...has someone said Jarhead or Domino because they are the most excrusciatingly bad films going!
It was awful, I couldn't even follow it properly. We did however, manage to watch the sixth sense. I quite enjoyed that, though I've seen it mentioned on here.
Human Combustion - not even a B movie, more of a Z movie.
eyes wide shut
moulin rouge
the omen (newest)
:thumb: Spot on.
YES! It is CRAP!
:crying: I love zombie flicks
Fifteen minutes in and I was hoping the fellow at the concession stand had shown some mercy and laced with coke with arsenic.
Thirty minutes in and I had to stop my own hand from crushing my windpipe.
An hour in and I considered unscrewing one of the little guide lights and licking the socket.
Ninety minutes in......well, you get the picture......
Try and get into a girl's pants. I was spectacularly unsuccessful :impissed:
Not zombies, but monsters, like that retched jeepers creepers or as I watched the other night, the decent, as was previously mentioned. Anything like that.
For horror movies I like things that can happen, like one hour photo or things like that. That stuff is freaky.
I have large, large issues with The Shining. All the people I've spoken to about it that haven't read the book think it's amazing, but good GOD no. There is so much stuff that is unexplained/changed/added in/just plain WRONG I can't even begin. I wrote a big LJ-rant about it when I watched it for the first (and last) time. The whole thing just made me want to cry, because the book is amazing, and whatsisface (I can't even remember) fucking RUINED it the cunt
I haven't seen that many bad films, mainly cos I know my own tastes well enough & pretty much know in advance I'm not gonna like the film, so when I do end up not liking a film that much it's generally more of a 'Meh. That's wasn't great but it's OK...'. So it's only when I'm pretty much forced into seeing something -
- Jack (was forced to see this on a school trip - Robin Williams trying to be funny. And failing. Badly.)
- The Big Lebowski (my ex's favourite film. He insisted I watch it. I hated the characters, found the plot stupid, & had to leave the room after 20 mins or so because if I'd stayed any longer I'd have chucked the TV through the window - neither of which belonged to me)
- I thought Signs was mostly alright, but was anyone else hoping the aliens would eat those really really annoying kids? Or the guy with the baseball bat would miss & hit the little girl instead?)