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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ok, so other week i was out with my friends for my best mates girlfriends birthday.

And while we were there one of her mates got dancing with this guy and he had on a cap type thing, not a baseball cap, not a berret, a something cap, so she reached for it flirting with him, totally ready to get off with him when...
He pulls away from her and days;

"Yah, It's French Connection baby, Yah!"

Loved it!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'm against pig sodomy!"

    Well, it made me laugh.......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    "I'm against pig sodomy!"

    Well, it made me laugh.......
    haha reminds me of my mate, he called his boss a "dog nonce"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Gas permeable lenses?! Great! Now i can breathe with my mouth closed and my eyes wide open'
    'Oh my God! Why's that orange juice alight?! Oh wait...it's a candle'

    My mates are daft.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Sharkland!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK, this is my lovely but dim cousin, who *have to set the scene or it won't make so sense* was attempting to use an exercise bike and ended up only using only one leg*
    "OH MY GOD - NICOLA! One legged people can go to the gym!!..... NO Nic, don't put it as my MSN name... What if I've got a one legged friend online?!"

    She also came out with this gem while we were on holiday in Switzerland:
    "Clouds... no clouds come back! Don't float away, nooooooooooooo!"
    *she then chased them along the balcony*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mate having his first ever one night stand...

    "You don't sweat much for a fat lass!"

    He regrets ever seeing that film now...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

    That is on someones signature on here :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My new signature. I read it in the perspectives page of Newsweek

    vv
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This isnt even historically accurate - my boyfriend after me making him watch anastascia

    OMG RACH STOP I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN - After I happy slapped him ..lightly :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Emily: 'But you drink like a girl, and scream like a girl'
    Gareth: 'Well stop tickling me then
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably only funny as im battered right now - bt earlier my friend said "do you want an irish coffee?" So I replied "what is it, tea?


    well it tickled my bits...at the time!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh ands while i was queuing to get in a club last night, a guy behind me said "you know what put me off smoking? Brown fingers" then his group started singing Golden Brown.
    Again another had to be there moments....maybe!
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