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What will your obitury say?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Crazed with gluttony, Maria Rollings died laughing hysterically.

Maria Rollings will be missed terribly by the lollipop kids

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently i dies a horrific death, awaiting trial for lewd behaviour. Could happen i spose. Though i much prefer my own. She sleeps alone at last. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quietly in a modern art mueseum, Manda died a tormented death.

    Manda will be terribly missed by the lollipop kids.



    Awww, I always knew midgets loved me :heart:
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    apparently i shall i die whilst crying in a hot tub and be sorely missed by my imaginary friends! :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    apparently i shall i die whilst crying in a hot tub and be sorely missed by my imaginary friends! :eek2:

    Oh lucky you! :thumb:
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    Quietly in a modern art mueseum,
    quietly? i dont think you have ever done anything quietly!! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've obviously never seen me at the modern art mueseum. I sit like this staring at the 7 square foot all black painting quietly contemplating the artits painfull and tormented life in which he is expressing thru his work of art as a tear slowly drips from my eye and runs down my solomn cheek.
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    ooooh how utterly poetic...but we dont have to go to art museums when we do lunch do we babe? i think id rather have loud manda if thats all ok with you!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shall die from an infected toenail and be missed by the cat.

    I hate cats so the feeling won't be mutual.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Quickly, with one last shriek, Infinite died a horrific death.

    Infinite will be terribly missed by many a local transexual prostitute.'



    I always knew I'd follow in my father's footsteps, I just wasn't aware of how closely.......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    evilly skulking around the neighbourhood, i will die a hilarious death.

    i will be terribly missed by chuck norris.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rampaging (King Kong style), I died a horrific death.

    I will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.


    Not bad I suppose, but I wanted to die laughing hysterically, too :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Tearfully in a hot tub, Nikki died with a gleam of hope in her eye.

    Nikki will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"


    Ha... I used to love the Ninja Turtles when I was little. I guess they love me too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awaiting trial for lewd behaviour, Sophie died a tormented death. She will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Quickly with one last shriek, Yorghos died with a small grimace.

    Yorghos will be terribly missed by the shady guy who runs the toll booth.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Goodbye to a class A cunt probably.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Imploringly while trying to recant, Claire died whilst muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.

    Claire will be terribly missed by the lollipop kids.

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha Ha Ha!

    I was crazed with gluttony, and died from an infected toe nail :crazyeyes

    LoL
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm gonna be missed by Mr Potatohead! :lol: I love that little fella :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crazed with gluttony, Rachael died of an infected toenaail. Rachael will be terribly missed by the cat

    how true!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crazed with gluttony Steven White died after muttering "Rosebud"

    Steven White will be terribly missed by the lollypop kids
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Suddenly at midnight Chloe before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.

    She will be terrifbly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    suddenly at midnight, niki died with a smirk on their face. niki will be terribly missed by kid rock.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Screaming in a speeding car, [my name here] died with an infected toenail.

    [my name here] will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris


    Fuck yes, first the 67 shelby GT. Now I'm missed by chuck norris!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evilly skulking around the neighbourhood [name removed] died a tormented death.

    [name removed] will be missed by the Muppets.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    squeal wrote:
    Suddenly at midnight Chloe &&& before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.

    She will be terrifbly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    Is there something missing at the &&&?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    obituary-Kate%20Rowley-1-11-10.jpg

    I hate modern art. Maybe, subconsciously, that's why.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tearfully in a hot tube, turlough lewis died mutterring death threats to anyone that would listen. Turlough lewis will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris. :lol:
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