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Having my ass played with, with out being asked permission first!
but my biggest one is girls who just lay there and make you feel like your having sex with a corps!
Hygiene is another one. Although I think that goes without saying that there is no excuse for bad hygiene in this day and age!
Army corps or freedom corps? I bet that kept you busy
I was once told a nice little story about a male friend's sexual activities with a young lady who just lay there in absolute silence with her eyes closed the entire time. He was pretty miffed, said it was like having sex with a cadaver... though my first thoughts were that he'd filled her up with too much cider and she'd fallen asleep
I havent had it that bad... I think in his position I would have given up and stuck the TV on! lol I bet she still wouldnt have moved! :razz:
Guys who are too clingy after sex, life wtf, get off me!!
Agree with the disgusting fingernails thing.
Pushing my head down during oral
People who go 'That was the BEST ever' because very rarely can you say it back without lying.
Women who expect me to go down on them, but won't return the favour. At all.
Lights off. Missionary position. No sound. Hell I might as well wank.
Being told "I must clean those cobwebs" whilst you are performing your best oral moves.
Drunken slobbering.
"Are you gonna jump my bones then, or what?"
"My last boyfriend used to [insert sexual act here]..."
"Have you cum yet?"
Getting up, or putting knickers back on, straight after sex.
Being in a locked office and hearing a knock on the door...
Oh god yeah :yuck:
"I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
Women that ask me to spank them turn me off. Why?
Well, I've tried it and it doesn't do much for me. Infact, I might as well have been reading a newspaper or watching TV.
Once, I was spanking this girl, giving it some welly and all that, and even though she was quite liking it and moaning with pleasure, I just felt awkward and almost laughed. At one point my palm started to hurt and I switched hands.
Seriously I don't mind an ocassional cheeky slap across the backside, but spending half an hour spanking that ass just doesn't float my boat. :chin:
I haven't :angel:
I'm sure you haven't.
I find the circular ones are more amusing, but the wooden flat ones leave a nicer red mark across the buttocks
Spanking and whipping someone is great so I hear :angel:
Kills an erection fast as lightning.
On that note, sex to the soundtrack of Brian Dowling presenting The Mint is impossible
Perverts like you should be locked up...
but then you'd probably like that
Yes, I used a variety of "instruments"...
However the point is, whether i was using my hand or not, it wasn't a turn on in the slightest.
Luckily all the other stuff we did made up for it, you get me!!
Oh God no, I can think of nothing worse.
Tying someone else up, mind...
There's no I in bondage.
as is watching team america last week
Yes, I'm crap
the noise of taxi's outside
when my/hers phone goes off, obviously dont check who it is, but its in the back of my mind who it could be, throws me off a bit.
the usual bad hygene stuff, but im lucky to have not had a problem with that.
noisy/uncomfy bed.
probably a few others that i cant think of right now.
During...def someone who takes it too seriously. Again someone too nervous...fair enough they might be a bit self concious about their body first time with someone but if i'm shagging them chances are I think they're pretty hot. Unless I'm drunk. In which case sobering up to realise I'm actually fucking a pillow is a BIG turn off.
bad breath. yuk that is my top turn off!!
and i agree with who ever said taking sex to seriously!
too rough on your lady bits too. and hard groping....ouch!!!
When I can see a pimple, I just want him to pop it.
The cheesey "lurrrve/dirty" talk. Not what we do. Annoying thing is, he does it TO turn me off. He finds it amusing.
Long nails.
Smelly netheregions
:thumb:
F**ken brilliant!!
i also find laziness and lack of motivation a turn off.