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Who wants what?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Ok I've just got accepted for the most amazing job and pretty soon I'm going to be making more money than I know what to do with.

So I'm going to have cash to spare soon. What would you like me to buy you and why should I buy you your choice rather than pick someone else?

An Island anyone? :D:D:D:D:D

Disclaimer: Subject to terms and conditions, Island is for display purposes only, promises may not be honoured.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A flashy car?

    I know it's boring but you could save. :p You might not have that job forever, so best save money for retirement while you can.

    *Edit*

    Thought you were looking for suggestions for yourself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want one of these

    trex.jpg

    20.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Desperate_Housewife wrote:
    I know it's boring but you could save. :p You might not have that job forever, so best save money for retirement while you can.

    Don't rain on my parade :(

    I'm more of a live for the moment kind of person :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A private army to do my bidding.

    I'll crush this planet, country by country.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not hearing any reasons why I should pick your choices? I'm going to need to be persuaded.

    For e.g. Infinite, what sort of role would I have to play in your new totalitarian regime?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would like your job, please.

    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    For e.g. Infinite, what sort of role would I have to play in your new totalitarian regime?

    Grief groveller.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would like a birthday present, off my wishlist on Amazon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Grief groveller.

    Hmm and what sort of opportunities for advancement would this role provide? I like to feel valued. Would it be a target orientated environment?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A time machine for the love of god!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why goddamnit why?!?! Why should I buy you all these things? Give me reasons!

    Most interesting reason wins!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Hmm and what sort of opportunities for advancement would this role provide? I like to feel valued. Would it be a target orientated environment?


    You would advance from 'boot licker', to 'yes man' eventually attaining the role of 'right hand man I had killed, mashed into paste and fed to the peons at the height of my paranioa'. You were after the throne, I just knew it.

    There's no pension because all wealth belongs to me. How dare you try and take money from your glorious leader.


    And the reason....umm.....I look good in a cape and crown ensemble.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I want a fruit machine so I can get all my money back then hit the real machines and win all the time.

    I swear, I'm over the fruit machine addiction.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm cheap.

    Buy me tickets to see a good band so I can go with you - and I've seen your pictures, I know you're a hottie... so I can look good on your arm. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    You would advance from 'boot licker', to 'yes man' eventually attaining the role of 'right hand man I had killed, mashed into paste and fed to the peons at the height of my paranioa'. You were after the throne, I just knew it.

    There's no pension because all wealth belongs to me. How dare you try and take money from your glorious leader.


    And the reason....umm.....I look good in a cape and crown ensemble.

    Well I'm definitley impressed by the chance for progression. I also admire your ambition and drive. I must admit at this stage I'm slightly put off by the being mashed into paste and fed to the peons thing and also the lack of a pension. Although the former would probably make the latter somewhat redundant. I really am keen to ensure my future is secure so perhaps this role isn't for me.

    Good reasons though...your on the shortlist!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Because it's my fucking birthday ;(. And because I'll do anything you want me to as of now if you do...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki and Jst join infinite on the short list.

    Babyshambler...i liked it but the missus would go nuts if i started taking out other girls. So I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Please do keep an eye out for future Jon_UK promotions. Thank you for playing.

    :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You may employ me as your asissitant.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Franki and Jst join infinite on the short list.

    Babyshambler...i liked it but the missus would go nuts if i started taking out other girls. So I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Please do keep an eye out for future Jon_UK promotions. Thank you for playing.

    :razz:

    OK... How about you buy me a crate of Stella? I'm REALLY skint and I find Stella goes well with Big Brother finals, The X-Factor, and sitting in the park like a tramp. With the tramps. It's nice to share...!

    Will that offend your other half?! ;)
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Hmm, thats easy.

    1gb DDR RAM for my parents PC.

    If you are REALLY nice, a stick of 2GB DDR for mine.

    Why me? I rock. I am also cooler than cool. Plus, I love you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Babyshambler wrote:
    OK... How about you buy me a crate of Stella? I'm REALLY skint and I find Stella goes well with Big Brother finals, The X-Factor, and sitting in the park like a tramp. With the tramps. It's nice to share...!

    Will that offend your other half?! ;)

    Well a crate of stella would certainly be cheaper than financing a private army for Infinite. Although I imagine it could cause a similar amount of bloodshed.

    I'm exhausted. I'll have to sleep on it. We'll get back to you tomorrow. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Franki and Jst join infinite on the short list.
    Woop woop :D.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Get in, back of the net!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I increase my reason to being that something off my wishlist is probably INFINITELY cheaper than an army?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Chanel handbag please :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A pram, cot, steam steriliser, pushchair, paint/decorations for nursery, maternity clothes for Mrs MoK, clothes for the baby, a year's supply of nappies and soya milk, ear plugs and a couple of nights away when we need it in a few months time.

    Nothing much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ilora-Danon wrote:
    A Chanel handbag please :flirt:

    Label whore ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want one of these...

    AD200-1.jpg


    Orange AD200 200W all-valve Bass head.

    Only £1k. Not much for you money bags!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i want a million pounds
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I'll settle for this:
    http://www.actionhobbys.co.uk/contentitempage~ContentID~224080.aspx

    Or a B3 Air Rifle, they are like, £40
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